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No more midnight meowing mews.
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No more scratchin', snarlin', spitters,
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No more sofas clawed to shreds,
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No more smell of kitty litter,
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No more mousies in my bed.
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No I will not take that kitten-
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I've had lice and I've had fleas,
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I've been scratched and sprayed and bitten,
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I've developed allergies.
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If you've got an ape, I'll take him,
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If you have a lion, that's fine,
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If you brought some walking bacon,
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Leave him here, I'll treat him kind.
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I have room for mice and gerbils,
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I have beds for boars and bats,
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But please, please take away that kitten-
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Quick-'fore it becomes a cat.
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Well... it is kind of cute at that. |
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