Cairo Association of Teachers - Newsletter

CAT Tracks for March 12, 2009 EVERYBODY LOVES A NUT

...the whole world loves a weirdo.

Chuck Norris must certainly be well-loved!

CAT Editor's Note - For those of you who are "mature", you will most likely recognize that my intro above was borrowed from "The Man in Black". If your mind is still sharp, you will recall that Mr. Cash included in his little ditty a few lines about a man named Frank and his encounter with a tiger named Hank.

A certain Superintendent of Schools (who shall remain nameless) would be wise to take note of this musical missive that graphically describes what happened to another big-n-bad fella who went messin' around with a member of the CAT family!

Chuck Norris for president … of Texas

From CNN's Lauren Kornreich

(CNN) – Actor Chuck Norris has his eyes on the presidency, but not the White House.

Norris wrote that he would be interested in becoming the president of Texas, if the state were ever to secede from the Union.

“I may run for president of Texas,” Norris wrote Monday in a column posted at WorldNetDaily. “That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.”

The actor claimed “thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation” and said that if states decide to secede from the union, that Texas would lead the way.

“Anyone who has been around Texas for any length of time knows exactly what we'd do if the going got rough in America,” Norris wrote. “Let there be no doubt about that.”

Norris was a strong supporter of Mike Huckabee’s presidential bid, and he helped to draw attention to the former Arkansas governor’s campaign.