Cairo Association of Teachers - Newsletter
Cairo Association of Teachers - Newsletter
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CAT Tracks for February 5, 2003
PSYCHIC...UH...PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE |
With all that transpires in Cairo School District Number One, the Association has decided to secure the services of a noted psychiatrist for our membership...at NO increase in dues!
No...we couldn't book or afford Dr. Phil. A few of you...the truly weird (like myself)...may recall the "animated" Dr. Katz who did an all-too-brief stint on cable. Well, we couldn't even find him. So...we had to go with our...uh...#1 choice...the one and only Dr. CAT.
However, in order to maintain our balanced budget, Dr. CAT will only be availabe by phone. So...when "IT" really starts to get to you...and you feel just a little frazzled...dial (555) CAT-HELP...and follow the simple directions.
To provide a more "personal touch" to your experience and to make you feel at ease, Dr. CAT has graciously agreed to allow Association members access to a video cam located in his office...quite a coup, indeed. In order that this experience not cause you further distress, you will also find below a link to a printed version of the psychiatric hotline menu.
Remember...this new benefit comes at no extra cost to you...AND...the call is toll free!
