- Anthony discerning Sebastian in the pub behind his false
whiskers
- The rear shot of the two sunbathers on the roof!
- Sebastian's fall into the fountain
- The Salvation Army marching into the fray in the Commercial
Road
- Boy Mulcaster being carried aloft in the fight.
- "We used the same coloured varnish for our toenails"
- "Ecstasy of the naughtiest kind"
- "Take me to Charles' unhealthy pictures"
- "Yum, Yum. How the students stare"
Boy Mulcaster:
- "Why Ma. I didn't recognise you in your finery"
- "At Oxford I tried to get drunk on more than one occasion"
Lord Marchmain
- "Was she, do you think, referring to his undoubted
virginity?"
Lunt:
- "I'm sure its a pleasure to clean up after him"
- … as he exits with flowers: "Thank you Sir. There is no Mrs Lunt"
Sebastian:
- "On Queen Alexandra's day its all open for a shilling"
- "There are lots of us. Look them up in Debrett"
- "I want to read about a woman in Hull who's been using an
instrument"
Of course the King of the comic moments is Ryder's Father:
- "Cousin Melchior was imprudent in his investments and got
- into a very queer street. He went to Australia"
- "Science annihilates distance"
- "Living in London you must sadly miss your national game.
Cricket"
- "Was it her little moustache you objected to or her very
large feet?"
and of course there are many, many more...