What would they do?

The following was taken from a wonderfull post to a mailing list, if this is someone's original work please contact me and I will credit it or remove it as needed. As we all know, WWJD? is "What Would Jesus Do?" Now we have WWAD? A= Artemis-Turn him into a stag to be torn apart by his barking poodle. WWAD? A= Athena- Stare him down (Then beat the crap out of them... in a logical manner.) WWAD? A= Adonis- Take them boar hunting. WWAD? A= Anubis- Give them a fine funeral. WWAD? A= Appolo- Test their musical skills... in a fair contest. WWAD? A= Aphrodite- Don't you mean "Who" would Aphrodite do? WWAD? A= Attis- First off... his voice would get REAL HIGH!... WWAD? A= Astarte- Make love AND war. WWAD? A= Aequitas- GIve them a fair deal. WWAD? A= Angerona (Goddess of secrecy)- Not gonna tell ya! WWBD? B= Baal- Shine some light on it. WWBD? B=Bacchus- Get them drunk and turn them into dolphins. WWBD? B= Boreas- Blow them out of the water. WWBD? B= Britannia- Rule! WWBD? B= Buddha- Does it matter? If you are enlightened it does not. If you are not enlightened it still doesn't matter. WWCD? C= Ceres- Discuss it calmly while holding a scythe. WWCD? C= Ceridwen- Stir it up one more time. WWCD? C= Chaos- No one is quite sure... but it will be messy and interesting. WWCD? C= Cthulu- Does it matter? No one will survive anyway. WWDD? D= Demeter- Lay waste to your lands if you don't have her daughter back by 10 p.m.! (And DON'T lay a hand on her!) WWDD? D= Discordia- Here... have an apple...IF you are the fairest! WWED? E= Epona- Give them a good tip on a fast horse in the sixth. WWED? E= Ereskigal- Strip them and hang them on a hook to rot. WWTED? ET= The Elueusinians- It's a mystery! WWFD? F= Flora- Say it with flowers. WWFD? F= Fortuna- Play the lottery. WWFD? F= Fides- Keep good faith. WWGD? G= Gaia- Remind them to worship the ground they stand on. WWHD? H= Hades- Tell them to go to Hell. WWHD? H= Hecate- Show them the right path... or is it the left? WWHD? H= Hera- She'd get jealous. WWHD? H= Hercules- He'd labor to come up with an answer. WWHD? H= Hermes- Tell them to get the message or take a hike. WWHD? H= Herne- Lead them on a Wild Hunt! WWID? I= Iris- Paint them a rainbow to send the message. WWID? I=Isis- Find every part of them after they are torn apart. WWJD? J= Janus- Look the other way. WWJD? J= Juno- Make sure they marry well. WWJD? J= Jupiter- Strike them down with a bolt from the blue. WWKD? K= Kali- Tear out their beating heart, drink their blood and dance on their trembling corpse. Then wear parts as jewelry. WWKD? K= Klotho- Wind it up. WWKD? K= Kwan Yin- Show them some mercy. WWLD? L= Loki- Turn left at the next street, buy five chickens, "borrow" some jewelry, change into a seal and steal some apples. For starters. WWLD? L= Luna- Moon them! WWMD? M= Mithras- Cut the bull! WWMD? M= Mars- Suit up for battle. WWMD? M= Mercury- Change his mind... again. WWND? N= Narcissus- Huh? Is there someone else here? WWND? N= Neptune- Ride the ninth wave. WWND? N= Nemesis- Get "furious". WWND? N= Nike- Be victorious. WWND? N= Nyx- "Good Night!" WWOD? O= Osiris- Cut to the "bone". WWOD? O= Odin- Hang on a tree for nine days until you start seeing things. WWOD? O= Orpheus- SIng the blues. WWPD? P= Pan- Tell them to pipe down of F_ck off. WWPD? P= Pax- Tell them "peace". WWPD? P= Persephone- Just take a little bite, it wont be that bad. WWPD? P= Pluto- Hump Minnies leg. WWPD? P= Poseidon- Have an adventure... but there has to be a morning after. WWPD? P= Prometheus- GIve it some thought first. WWSD? S= Set- You don't want to know but it wont be nice. WWSD? S= Shiva- Start all over again. WWTD? T= Themis- Put on a blindfold before she decides. WWTD? T= Thor- Hammer it out. WWVD? V= Vesta- Keep the home fires burning. WWVD? V= Vulcan- Live long and prosper. WWYD? Y= Yahweh- "I hear you, I hear you. Stop with the burning bush already! OY! WWZD? Z= Zeus- By Jove, he'd flirt with the girls!