Sh*t happens
ATHEISM: No Shit.
BUDDHISM: If Shit happens, it really isn't Shit
CALVINISM: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are BAD.
CEREMONIAL MAGIC: I can make Shit Happen.
CHAOS THEORIST Shit happens randomly
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is only in your mind.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say: "Shit happens."
DRUIDISM: Shit happens to help the trees.
ENOCHIAN Shit happens in this formation...
EXISTENSIALISM: What is this Shit anyway?
FUNDAMENTALISM: BIG Shit will happen... SOON!
HARE KRISHNA: Shit happens Rama Rama.
HEDONISM: There's nothing like good Shit happening...
HINDUISM: This Shit happened before.
ISLAM: If Shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES:Let us save you from the Shit.
JUDAISM: Why does Shit always happen to US?
MOONIES: Only happy Shit really happens.
MORMONISM: If Shit Happens, you have two wives to blame it on.
NEW AGE: Visualize no Shit happening.
PAGANISM: Shit is a part of the Goddess too!
PROTESTANTISM: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
QUAKERS: No Shit here, please.
RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke some Shit.
SANTERIA: Shit Happens to your goat.
SATANISM: Sneppah Tihs.
SCIENTOLOGY: Feces Occurs
STOICISM: Shit is good for me.
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTISTS:No Shit on Saturdays.
TAOISM: Shit happens.
TELEVANGELISM: Send money or Shit will happen to you!
WICCANISM: Oh Shit, I got that spell wrong again."
YAWEHS: Shit Happens to white folks.
ZEN: What is the sound of Shit happening?
ZOROASTRIANISM: Shit happens half the time