Oldies but Goldies
Q: What do you' call 13 Witches in a hot tub?
A: Self-Cleaning Coven
Q: What is a male honeybee's favorite magickal item?
A: The caul-drone
Q: What kind of furniture does a Goddess worshipper prefer?
A: Wicker
Q: Why did the Wiccan novitiate give up pork?
A: She thought the Rede said, "Chew what you will, but ham?--none."
Q: What's the difference between New Age and Pagan?
A: About $500.00 a weekend.
Q: What is a witch's favorite snack?
A: PAN pizza
Q: What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
A: SPELLing.
Q: What do pagans put their trash in?
A: A wiccar basket
From: Outpagan
Q: What is a male honeybee's favorite magickal item?
A: The caul-drone
Q: What kind of furniture does a Goddess worshipper prefer?
A: Wicker
From: J FoxDavis
Q:How do you scare a UU (Unitarian Universalist) our of your neighborhood?
Answer: Burn a Question Mark on their lawn.....
Q: What do you say to an angry witch?
A: Ribbit!
Q: How do you tell a New Age witch from a NeoPagan Witch?
A: You throw them both in the water. The NeoPagan Witch will float,
whereas the New AgeWitch will sink under the weight of
all their overpriced crystals....
Q: Why did the blond pagan have a remote control?
A: She wanted to channel.
From: ASBrowne01
I'm sure you are all familiar with the dyslexic, agnostic
insomniac who stays awake all night wondering if there is a Dog....
