A man came home late one night. Snuck into the bed room and there is his wife sound a sleep SNORING. He goes into the bathroom got a couple aspirins walk back into the bed room pop the two aspirins in his wife's wide open mouth. As the aspirins start to dissolve she wakes up abruptly saying, "What's that" and spits the aspirins out in her hand. He told her they were aspirins. She looks at him with a questioning expression and says, "I don't have a headache"

He says, "Good! Now, that we got that out of the way, roll over, cause you got No Excuse"

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