High School Sweethearts
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four
years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their
virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated,
they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was
accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to
the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and
spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy
would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he
wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when
he emailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally,
she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't
take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails
trying to win back her love.
Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend,
she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is this:
she took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's
unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note
reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."
Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more
so, was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote
on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad,
having a great time at college, please send more money!" and
mailed the picture to HER parents.
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