Water in the Car

My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is." I asked her what it was and she told me it has water in the carburetor.

I for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you don't know the carburetor from the catalytic converter!"

"No, there's *definitely* water in the carburetor!" she insisted.

"OK, Honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?"

"In the lake."

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