A Kangeroo
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but
she is only willing to marry a man if he has never
been (sexually) with a woman. After several
unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to
take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding
with a man who has lived his entire life in the
Australian Outback. They end up getting married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom
to prepare for the festivities. When she returns
to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing
in the middle of the room, naked... and all the
furniture from the room piled in one corner. "What
happened?" she asks. "I've never been with a
woman." he says, "But if it's anything like
screwing a kangaroo... I'm gonna need all the room
I can get!"
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