Tonto Kawalski
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next
to
an absolutely gorgeous woman.. They exchange brief hellos and he
notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks
her
about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about
sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the
longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average
diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?" He
coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
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