There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
Twas 'Hail to the Chief'
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Said Clinton to young Ms Lewinsky
"We mustn't leave clues like Kaczynski
Since you look such a mess
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off your chinsky."
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known;
An intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
If something is going to be blown.
There was a young girl named Lewinsky
Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski
When on Ken Starr's lap
She confided, when trapped,
"Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky"