Clocks
A man dies and goes to heaven...St. Peter tells him to feel free to roam
about heaven and if he has any questions, to just ask...the man
wanders the streets and buildings and comes across a room filled with
clocks...he notices, though that the clocks run jerkily...they go along
fine, then speed up, then return to their normal speed, then speed up
again...he also notices that each clock speeds up at a different
time...so
the man asks St.Peter about the clocks..St. Peter explains that each
person on earth has a clock that determines the time they die, and
when a person tells a lie, they lose one hour of their life...the man
thinks on this, then asks if there is a clock for President
Clinton..."Yes,"
replies St. Peter, "it's in the other room, we use it for a ceiling
fan."
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