You got me Pregnant!
Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished, she
asked her gynecologist how things looked. He said he was pleased and that
she is in great shape but, that she was pregnant! She told the doctor there
was no way, but he said that she most definitely was a month pregnant. Well,
she stormed out of the office and went to the receptionist and took the phone
and called the White House.
When the operator answered she said that it was Hillary and that she wanted to
talk to Bill right away. Well they rang the Oval Office and Bill answered.
Hillary said: "Do you know what you did you rotten bastard? You got me
pregnant!!!"
The President remained silent.
Again, She screamed, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, YOU ROTTEN BASTARD? YOU GOT ME
PREGNANT!!!"
Finally Bill answered, "Who is this???"
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