A Special Bedtime Prayer For Men
- Now I lay me down to sleep,
- I pray my penis I will keep.
- And if I wake and it is gone,
- I hope I find it on the lawn.
- I hope the dog that is running free
- doesn't see that little part of me.
- Many precautions I must take,
- to keep this part I love to shake.
- Much attentions I must pay,
- to assure I put these knives away.
- The mower, chainsaw the hatchet too.
- Why, there's just no telling what she'll do
- to rid me of my manly charm.
- I must keep it safe away from harm
- so, I cross my fingers, and close my eyes,
- and cross my legs to avoid surprise.
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