Sesame Street Joke

The Sesame Street Bus company hires a new driver called Harry. Driving the bus along Harry is flagged down by two rather fat ladies. Greeting them cheerfully, Harry says "Hi, I'm Harry" to which the first lady replies "My name is Patty." The second lady says "My name is also Patty." Harry gets the bus under way and is flagged down at the next bus stop by a man. As the man boards, Harry says, "Hi I'm Harry."

The man replies, "Hi, I'm Ross, and I'm special." Harry thinks "Yeah right."

Harry gets the bus under way again and is flagged down at another bus stop. As the passenger boards, Harry greets him in the usual way. The passenger says "Hi, I'm Bedus Peas", and sits in the front seat.

Harry starts going again but smells a stench. Having a quick look he notices that Bedus Peas has taken his shoes and socks off, and is picking at a bunion on his foot.

At the end of the day, Harry returns to the depot and tells the manager he quits. To his surprise, the manager asks why.

Harry explains: "If I have to pick up Two obese Pattys, special Ross, Bedus Peas picking bunions on a sesame street bus, one more time, I'll go crazy."

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