-You took the batteries out of the smoke detector to put in your pager.
-Your bank is a check-cashing place.
-You have to put stuff on layaway at the 99-cent store.
-Your man can wear his hair in a ponytail but you can't.
-You're hooked on ebonics.
-You think putting batteries in the refrigerator recharges them.
-When you were little you had to be in the house before the streetlights came on.
-You take bubble bath with dishwashing liquid.
-You return gifts for the money.
-You yell "Pookie" in your house and five people turn around.