9. You don`t need carpal tunnel surgery yet.

8. Poor spelling annoys you.

7. You`ve seen the inside of a shower stall at least once in the past 48 hours.

6. You only replaced your worn-out keyboard once last month.

5. Daytime soaps don`t challenge you mentally.

4. Your closest friends call you by your name, not your handle.

3. Your favorite singles hangout isn`t called #LonelyAdult.

2. You still have the capacity for speech.

1. Your repertoire of emoticons hasn`t hit double figures.