- Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
- Go ahead and leave the seat up. It's easier for me to douche that way
anyway.
- I think hairy butts are really sexy.
- Hey! Get a whiff of that one!
- Let me cook tonight. I'm tired of going out to dinner.
- Please don't throw that old T-shirt away. The holes in the armpits
are just too cute.
- This diamond is way too big!
- I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
- Does this outfit make my butt look too small?
- I'm wrong. You must be right again.
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