Here are the 10 signs you are addicted to the net
10. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop on the way
to check your email
before you go back.
9. You get a tattoo that reads"this body is best viewed with
Netscape Navigator 1.1 or
higher"
8. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla, and Datcom
7. You turn off your modem and get this awful feeling that you just
pulled the plug on a
loved one.
6. You spend half of your plane trip with your lap top computer on
your lap and your child
in the overhead compartment.
5. You decide to stay in college an additional year or two just for
the free internet access.
4. You laugh at people with 2400-band modems.
3.You start using smileys in your snail mail
2. The last girl you picked up was a JEPG
1. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours.
You start to twitch. You
pick up the phone and manually dial the ISP'S access number. You
try to hum to
communate to the modem. YOU SUCCEED!!
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