Perplexing Questions

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? .
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? .
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? .
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? .
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? .
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? .
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? .
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? .
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? .
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? .
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? .
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? .
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? .
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? .
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? .
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? .
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? .
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? .
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? .
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? .
If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says – "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible? .
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC? .
If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? .
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one? .
Why does your nose run and your feet smell? .
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing? .
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? .
Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together? .
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same? .
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? .
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together? .
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? .
If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong? .
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? .
How can someone "draw a blank"? .
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"? .
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? .
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? .
What is another word for "thesaurus"? .
When they ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? .
Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is? .
Why do 'tug' boats push their barges? .
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there? .
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting? .
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission? .
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? .
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"? .
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? .
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? .
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? .
Why do light switches say on/off? When it's on you can see it's on, when it's off you can't see to read. .
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? .
How do you know it's an ENDLESS LOOP? .
Why is FOOTball played by hand? .

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