Lyrics by Eran (EranInMpls@aol.com) to the tune of "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy"
Last two verses provided by Dancinghrt (Dancinghrt@aol.com)
I'm a Wiccan-Shaman-Druid,
I am new age through and through.
Decked in crystals from my head to toe,
With feathers and pyramids, too.
My spirit-guide is from Atlantis.
He's a Zen-Aztec guru.
Come and spend the weekend with us,
For two thousand dollars
You'll be a Wiccan-Shaman too.
I'm an Elvis-Loki-Viking.
I channel Ashley Montague.
In a former life I was a gypsy clerk,
Bull fighter, and troubadour, too.
I know five Illuminati,
They're a strange and motley crew.
There's a priest from ancient China,
He lives in my basement.
He is an Elvis-Viking too.
My coven is part Rosicrucian,
Mixed with some Theosophy.
Add in some stuff from the Golden Dawn,
`Cause Crowley's just all right with me.
I've got twelve initiations,
I've seen all there is too see.
And watch out for those strange Co-Mason-Santaria-Druids,
They'll cement your chickens to a tree.
I've got a pipe ceremony,
Adapted from the O.T.O.
I use a sweatlodge for my Beltane rites,
The Maypole is just there for show.
I have got a glass athame,
With batteries to make it glow.
It's just great for calling quarters
In my new tradition:
The Lynn Andrews-Buckland-Starhawk Grove.
I'm a Dianic Knight Templar
I taught Llewelyn all they Know.
A Sufi member of the Whitley cult,
waiting for my u.f.o.
I have the Kirlian Concession
embossed since 1962
I'm Garderian and you're not
so I have to hum this part
Hmm Hm Hmmm Hmmm 42!
I'm a daughter of Urmia
I have slept with Otter Zell.
I have a dildo from Gavin Frost
and now I believe there's a Hell !
I'm into the Church of All Worlds
and Est. Dianetics, too.
Yvonne and Gavin School of Wicca
was at my Bar Mitzvah
They charged me less than they'll charge you.
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