What's the best thing about Pagan friends?
> They worship the ground you walk on.
Always practice safe hex.
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
> He sold his soul to Santa!
Ankh if you love Isis!!
What do you call 13 Witches in a hot tub?
>Self-Cleaning Coven
Atheism: a non-prophet organization.
What's the difference between New Age and Pagan?
>About $500.00 a weekend.
I have the body of a god: Buddha
What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
>Spelling.
Please don't squeeze the shaman!
How do you scare a UU (Unitarian Universalist) our of your neighborhood?
>Burn a Question Mark on their lawn.
Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh.
What do you call a dating club for unattached Wiccans?
>Craft Singles!
Get a taste for religion, Lick a Witch!
Thor was out riding one day when he raised his hammer and bellowed, "I AM THOR!" His horse looked up at him and said, "Well, you thoulda used a thaddle, thilly."
Do Techno-Pagans use spell-checkers?
He's our Sun God, he's our Fun God, Ra. Ra, Ra!
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