My friend, Paul, took a stab at this contest.
As it turns out, his reply failed on a number of fronts. It was
not preceded by the specified number of answers, and he didn't
even mail it in.
However,  had he done so, I do have every confidence that he
would have got the postage wrong. The shmoe even picked the
wrong picture (which I might add i found rather alarming given
that he has known me for a number of years).
HOWEVER: Due to the fact that I am a generous, caring
person, not to mention an outrageous liar, I thought I'd give
him the booby prize anyway.

PAUL baby,

here's your name in lights

(I deemed this the MORE embarrasing of the two.
If he want's his trip to Timmins, he knows where them official rules are ;)