10/26/98 12:38:14

Name: Bad Bunny	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

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Just surfing and came accross your page Thanks

cheeseman - 10/22/98 23:07:13
Is it easy being cheesy?: yes
Quote: I Worship Cheese

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Cheese is my life I love cheese Cheese is cool Cheese should be honored and worshipped CHEEEEESSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEE ROCKS AND IS IMORTAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hankering for a Hunk of Cheese - 10/20/98 01:37:40
My URL:comong soon.....dont click here nothing will happen
My Email:Applestac@aol.com

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hey guys long time no see. thanks for raising my rank even though ive done nothing for three months. sorry about all thoughs people who died. sorry about my web page it should be done soon. thanks for making contributions guys. from now on im going to m ke an inspiration quote every two weeks or so to regain that fire we once had. you can find them right here in this guest book. this weeks inspirational message is: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS. i tried to turn the doub e n's back on but the darn thing doesn't work when you want it to and works when you dont want it to.

Andy Howlett - 10/05/98 19:07:12
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip.Pit/5702
My Email:Metallica38@hotmail.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: ask me again later
Quote: ". . .I'm pretty fly for a white guy."

Comments:
put me on the mailing list

Borkinator - 09/26/98 03:43:20
My Email:mr.cheese@playground.net
Is it easy being cheesy?: it's september 25th...done your christmas shopping yet?
Quote: "Oh, that wasn't bank robbing, I was just making a withdrawal from other peoples' accounts!"

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Wow...some pretty deep shit happened this newsletter...at least I'M not dead...nanny nanny poo poo to Jeff and Aaron and Steve and Justin and Jannis and her unborn bastard child!!! and everybody else who died rather wackily. but really, I bow my head for he unstable geniuses who brought us Infinite Cheese. of course the Afrosnake in his quasipotent glory will somehow wackily rescue them! or they all die and everybody else moves up in rank. we couldn't have that, now could we? rather ironic that jeff and a ron's egos would be their undoing. well, I know I was amused. now I'm ready to brown-nose tim for a long time. *shudder*

Cindy - 09/25/98 11:47:12 My URL:http://www.zecrets.com/users/cindy My Email:cinth@usa.net comment: Nice page.... please come visit my site :-) Thanks, Cindy

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Shane Iamscared - 09/18/98 19:34:14
My URL:http://www.boogie_boogie.com
My Email:boogiemonster@boogieland.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: Shut up cheesy grin
Quote: Boogie Boogie

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Oh No Bogie Boogie

That Weird Guy in the Corner Making Squeaking Noises - 09/15/98 03:09:04
My Email:tikkiwrath@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: I get queasy for being so cheesy
Quote: "PBS is free cause it sucks."

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Stupid people piss me off.

Currently unavailable do to status problems - 09/09/98 19:45:45
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Troy/7942
My Email:naMytinifnI@bigfoot.com,naMytinifnI@yahoo.com,naMytinifnI@geocities.com,Infinityoo@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: f I were cheese, I would tell you, but I'm not cheese, I only eat it. I think the cheese thinks it's easy, though.
Quote: What time is it?

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um, you wanted a comment? I guess you did. Well, I'll give you one.
I'm going to ask a question, and I want people to answer it.
Could somebody send me a block of every type of cheese known to man? If so, how much would it cost me?
Thank you for your time.

Ms. BVC - 09/08/98 01:50:07
My Email:alb2424@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: to that I say "Pfffft!"
Quote: "Maybe motorcycles aren't so bad after all.

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Hankering for a Hunk of Cheese - 09/07/98 22:41:11

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ok so my homepage was due four days ago but when the big day came I had yet to receive the first story from another member. i delayed the release date to 9/14/98 that gives those of you who want your story(s) on the unofficial IC Page one week. you will g t the credit for your work. please pass the word around

Velveetamal - 09/06/98 21:09:41
My Email:mollykat@webtv.net
Is it easy being cheesy?: So smooth and creeaamy...Huh?..What was that? Oh, yeah yeah.
Quote: "Processed cheese food is not real cheese!"

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Oh what rapture it is indeed to stumble upon this wonderful fermentation of joy.I have been lost all these years,but now I know the way.I cant imagine going through life without it.Infinite cheese is the majestic epiphany of life.Thanks for showing me the way.

fellatio cheese - 09/05/98 23:13:55
My URL:http://www.whatthehell.com
My Email:swmnyoa@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: "The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober." -- William Butler Yeats
Quote: "It's better to be quotable than to be honest." -- Tom Stoppard (whoever the hell he is)

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Dear friends, I must inform you of a most dastardly occurance. My head has been invaded my a most defiant virus. I am sicker than Fiona Apple after an "all you can eat" prime rib buffet! My head is pounding harder than Bill Clinton at an intern traini g meeting. My nose burns more than...well, you get the point. So, I am depressed. To top that off, the love of my life is having man problems...yes, we have an odd relationship. i won't go into it, luckilly for you. i would like to thank the AfroSnake for giving such wonderful insight in his latest installment of "ask the AfroSnake." Now I feel so silly about that Uncle/Nephew business...you'll have to read the advise to understand that. Well, that will be all for ow. Fellatio Cheese "FRIENDSHIP is LOVE minus SEX and plus REASON. LOVE is FRIENDSHIP plus sSEX and minus REASON." -- Mason Cooley

Fellatio Cheese - 09/05/98 08:33:55
My URL:http://wish i had one.com
My Email:swmnyoa@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: Well, I hear Jeff's girlfriend is easy...what was the question again?
Quote: The soul of fate is the soul of us. (That is probably too deep for some of you; don't think too hard about it or you may injure yourself.)

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Good day Cheesers, I would like to thank the AfroSnake for answering all of the questrions I posed to him. He is truly a wise being. Also, I would like to send my most sinseer apalogys to the BVC for her trials and tribulations with a certain "Kowasucki" riding bastard! un, you know I'm here for you. Never trust a man on a wannabe moped! I tried to warn you...! I can't wait to read the next newsletter! I think one of my stories is in it! Yippie! That is all. Good night from the land of 10,000 bars. Fellatio Chees

Ms. BVC - 09/03/98 02:28:21
My Email:ALB2424@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: Quit asking me that! Sheesh, get off my back already. Like I'm not under enough pressure as it is!!!
Quote: "Never trust a man with a motorcycle!!"

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Well, Cheesers, I have been corrected. I am on the ICC member list, as the Grand Wazoo was so kind to point out. Thank you Timmie!!! Anyway, this does make me feel a little bit better. At least I do exist in the ICC world! I was really worried about hat! I shall slump back to my little corner now. That is all...for now. Peace, Love, and Cheese...all infinitely of coarse!

Ms. BVC - 09/02/98 10:49:24
My Email:ALB2424@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: um....sure
Quote: "Don't ever ride a motorcycle."

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Hi Jeffy. Hi Timmie. Hi everyone else. :-( Not only is life completely sad, lonely and depressing right now, but I am no longer even listed as an ICC member. What is up with that? Need I even go on living? Would anyone even take notice if I stopped *sigh* I did not take heed to the advice of a very wise man, that I love more than life itself, and not only did I hurt his little manly feelings in the process, but I also got my heart torn out, trampled on, and kicked to the curb. Woe is me. When w ll this nightmare I'm living end???? I think I will slump off into my own little lonely corner now. Goodbye. Peace, Love, and Cheese...all infinitely of coarse....

Hankering for a Hunk of Cheese - 08/30/98 19:00:37
My Email:applestac@aol.com

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four days untill the unofficial infinite cheese page is to be released and i have yet to receive the first nnew member story. actually i haven't evenn gotten a old onne yet, but thats ok because i knnow you'll send me some soon. by the way, nn's back on b popular demannd!

Erin Wagner - 08/28/98 20:03:43
My URL:http://members.aol.com/mewcow69/index1.html
My Email:MeWCoW69@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: No, It tAkEs aLot oF tIme and ThOuGht!
Quote: "BiTch, Go aWay!"

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ChEeEeEz!!!!!

Jack the roper - 08/28/98 19:43:54
My Email:naMytinifnI@bigfoot.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: Do I have to answer that now?
Quote: It is easy to be nothing, but it takes effort to be nothing. Let's all join hands, sit in a circle, and do nothing.

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I would be lying if I told you that I know what this world is coming to, but I, for one, and concerned about Adena. She may be right about us going nowhere, but is that such a bad thing? I mean, think about it. What is so wrong with being stable? Let me know if you find an answer.

- 08/26/98 00:50:10

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Adena - 08/26/98 00:12:31

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As some, but not many, of you know...I've been grounded over the course of the summer and I just thought it sufficient to say...things have surely changed..but, not specifically for the better. Please, think of this as constructive criticism, and (please) don't charge me w/ treason (It's Ok if you do, though. I might just deserve it...) Some of you might think that the Infinite Cheese has indeed advanced in it's power and umm...infinitism, but, in my opinion..it's, well, the same as it has always been. All the jazzed up "major" events that have occured over the past few months or so are, well, not that big. I realize that what I'm doing is not helping me gain any brownie points w/you fellow members and executives...but, this is quite important to me. I have no suggestions that are really your style so, I don't really have a right to be such a critic. I do admit to that fact, and only that fact. Sorry if this is "a waste of your time". I just had to let my feelings be know. Enjoy your dreams...or some crap. G odbye....adena

Aimee Caswell - 08/24/98 05:32:45
My Email:aimeec7@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: Of course!
Quote: "Can't get enough!"

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Please send me cheesey information on cheeeeeese!

fellatio cheese - 08/23/98 04:26:42
My Email:swmnyoa@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: silly question, if you ask me
Quote: "Fine then, but I want my quarter back!!" --some chick after my special performance at last year's office party (ummm...she said it tosome other dude..yeah, that's it...)

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hello icc and friends...i am in a new and magical place now...St Cloud State University...it is weird...everyone is drinking and partying...it's like this isn't even a college. oh well...classes start monday. good night my someone :-)

Allen - 08/18/98 23:27:34
My Email:ral36@email.byu.edu
Is it easy being cheesy?: hmmm...... I'd hafta say yes.,

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Ya know.... Borkinator ought to be fired 'cause he stole his article from the Anarchist's Cookbook.... Other than that...rock the cheese, man!

muppet - 08/18/98 06:40:53
Is it easy being cheesy?: yes
Quote: Hum.. ok

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Why Cheese? why not Kool aid or milk???

fellatio cheese - 08/18/98 06:29:43
My URL:http://www.idonthaveone.com
My Email:swmnyoa@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: Easier than a kick in the ass!
Quote: Just as the greatest pyramid starts with a single grain of salt, so too does the greatest booger start with a single mucous membrane!

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ICC, Iam truly sorry for the crass and vulgar quote above...okay, you got me, Iam not the least bit sorry! Update: I have been turned down by a very special member of ICC. I suppose now she will be promoted, but I am hurt. I hope she knowsI love her t death! Oh yeah, and Kowasaki's suck! they are glorified mopeds! Only pussies ride them! Ah...I feel better. Well that is all. Party on!

- 08/16/98 17:49:08

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churnton turnon - 08/11/98 17:52:49
My Email:mattznfi@email.msn.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: edam knows it is!
Quote: with my kilt on I smell like a barrel of stilton

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Chris - 08/04/98 19:47:41
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~ChrisPlanet/Thesun.html
My Email:Strryker1@integrtiyonline
Is it easy being cheesy?: Soon to be
Quote: WHHOOOAAAA!!!!!

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Well my site is becoming cheesy, it is immensly big and the cheesedome is under construction (my site devoted to cheese). My friend gave me the link to your site,, he said he thought I made it, I've been a cheeser ever since......well 3 years ago. And whe I went here, you peoples had the same theories I did, I thought that was awesome. Love your site, and if you wanna trade banners, I'll get one up on my site! Well, that is all. Please oh please right back. Chris

Jake (aka.Coolheads) - 08/04/98 06:52:28
My URL:ill finish it than tell
My Email:JakeKasch@yahoo.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: for me...yes. it took many years of practice and hard work
Quote: lifes not too short...its just that your dead for so long

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Hankering for a Hunk of Cheese - 08/03/98 19:59:47

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Exactly one month until the new page is released. Send your stories in now! Please.

Alex O'Kelley - 08/02/98 03:24:22
My Email:akalex@iname.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: oh, definately
Quote: sorry i'm currently quoteless, could you help me out?

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gee wiz, guys, i didn't know how cool your site really was! great job!

The Great Kirby13 (AKA Super Puffy Man) - 07/31/98 07:58:30
Is it easy being cheesy?: Yup
Quote: "When in doubt, take a nap."

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You guys are very strange...... And I like that! Keep being um...cheesy. Hehe Kirby13 "I like you Mr. Carpenter. You're a real screwball." Bobby, The Day The Earth Stood Still

Hankering for a Hunk of Cheese - 07/28/98 21:33:31
My Email:Applestac@aol.com

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Someone inside the Infinite Cheese is planning something big. And it's me. I'm making an IC unofficial web page. If you want your stories on it then send them to me. Thanks bye

Tim - 07/24/98 11:09:28
My URL:http://surf.to/silversurfer
My Email:silverssurfer_98@yahoo.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: wouldn't know, bucko
Quote: "its what you do its the way that you do it"

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why cheese, you dairy product obsessed lunar moons freaks...i come to enlighten you on the appeal of bubblewrap....poppin' good fun i say... anyway, no more shite...visit our site, the funk rock sensations Silver Surfer's virtual home. We rock, you suck dick

Ms. BVC - 07/17/98 05:52:18
My Email:alb2424
Is it easy being cheesy?: Easier than it is to be green...
Quote: "Houston, we have a problem..."

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Fellatio Cheese....I laugh at your sad little attempt at insulting of my bovine consulting abilities. Your answer is 85 mph. If you have any further questions please feel free to ask.

Fellatio Cheese - 07/16/98 22:21:36
My Email:swmnyoa@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: my my my
Quote: "Jesse is a very gifted boy..." -- my first grade teacher. (repeated hundreds of times by dozens of teachers)

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Well well well. BVC, was that supposed to be a knock on my car?--"that depends on if my car makes it.." Yes, I said it passed the cow at 60 mph. I think you really know NOTHING about Bovine Velocity and are trying to cover up your inadequacies in consu ting such inquiries by making wisecracks. I admire that! Fellatio Cheese

Terrence Martin - 07/16/98 20:41:57
My URL:http://www.newversionunderconstruction.com
My Email:mr.cheese@playground.net
Is it easy being cheesy?: do shut up with that
Quote: blah

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I noticed recently that in Leonardo DiCraprio's lost two roles, he dies. In his only other role, in gilbert grape, he plays a mentally retarded child (though this can't really be called acting). It's too bad his life doesn't reflect that of his last two m vies. I don't know if he's old enoguht to do the sex scene in titanic. What would his mommy say?

Ms. BVC - 07/16/98 09:01:28
My Email:alb2424@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: If you have to ask...you don't need to know!
Quote: Get off the nuclear warhead!

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Howdy fellow cheesers. This is in response to Fellatio Cheese's question. Well, Sweetie, it would all depend. On what you ask? If you car actually made it that far up the road. Thanks for the inquiry and if you have any further questions concerning t is matter please let me know. Until next time....may the cheese and the power of the Afrosnake be with you all!

Fellatio Cheese - 07/16/98 08:42:25
My URL:http://www.pissoff.com
My Email:swmnyoa@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: Not as easy as some claim it to be (you know who you are.)
Quote: Duct tape? Duct tape! Pahhleeezz.

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Hello boys and girls. Lads and lassies. Children, legitimate or otherwise conceived. I am stopping in to say that I have a question for BVC. She IS the top BVC in all the continuous 48 states, inculding my homestate, Minnesota, "The Dairy State"!! We l, BVC, if I am travelling in my '84 Pontiac Parissiene station wagon (quit laughing jackasses!) at 60 MPH due north and a brown Jersey begins to cross the road 100 feet in front on me, how fast is it going when I pass it and it is 4 feet from the other s de of the road?

Ms. BVC - 07/16/98 03:32:10
My Email:alb2424@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: For me it just comes naturally
Quote: Duct Tape is like the force. It has a dark side, a light side and it holds the universe together!

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Hiya Cheeseheads. Just wanted to drop a few lines, so Fellatio Cheese wouldn't be the only one signing this thing. :-) He's a really cheesy guy...not to mention a MAJOR hottie!! No one has sent me any quetions regarding cow velocity....hmmm. Well, I' l always be here for such consultations. I must go now...may the cheese and the power of the almighty Afrosnake be with you!!!

Fellatio Cheese - 07/14/98 00:54:33
My Email:swmnyoa@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: piss off. ask something else for a change!
Quote: I'm ornry as hell today. so don't bug me. And you can quote me on that.

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Hi Folks. I'm annoyed because one of our fearless leaders has vowed to marry MY woman (well, okay, she isn't mine just yet, but you watch...) once we conquer this pathetic little planet. Grrrrr. Jennifer Love Hewitt, I love you!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and by t e way, if Jeff does have his way with you, can you get me Sarah Michelle Gellar's phone number? Thanks Jen. Jesse The Fellatio Cheese

- 07/13/98 11:26:20

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Borkinator (Terrence Martin) - 07/10/98 21:31:55
My URL:under renovation, filthy minions
My Email:mr.cheese@playground.net
Is it easy being cheesy?: I'm getting tired of answering that
Quote: "Frink frink ptang whoooOOOooo"

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Hrm... I have absolutely nothing to do. Maybe we could wage war on some third world country. That'd relieve my boredom. Or how about dropping something really heavy on Clinton's head. Wee-hee, fun never ends there.

Fellatio Cheese - 07/10/98 02:02:07
My Email:swmnyoa@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: I am not at the liberty to divulge that information.
Quote: hey, the world belongs to cheese; the rest of us are just paying rent!

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Good evening, ICC...I have deplorable news: my latest attempt to clone a half-human-half-swiss cheese organism from a slice of cheese and...well, never you mind where I got the human sample from, has failed. (I may be an English major, but I like to dab le in the sciences too, just for shits and giggles.) So, I will try again, using cheddar this time. I'll keep you posted. Fellatio "the cloning lunatic" Cheese

Fellatio Cheese - 07/09/98 18:12:58
My Email:swmnyoa@AOL.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: not as easy as The Grand Wazoo makes it look
Quote: "Everyone has a dream. Some people die for it, while other just sit around and do nothing about it--but they're still alive. I think I'll sit!

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All at ICC, Good afternoon. I am happy to report that my good friend and co-conspirator, BVC, is back online and ready to serve me--er, um, I mean to serve ICC! Also, I cut my hair today. that's really about all I know. Oh yeah, and France rocks! Go World Cup Soccer 1998!!! (I always support sports that involve mass consumption of alchohol and sober OR drunken brawls, depending on if they occur before, during or after the game!!! Ain't soccer grand?!) Jesse a.k.a. "Fellatio Cheese"

Ms. Bovine Velocity Consultant - 07/09/98 11:14:30
My Email:alb2424@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: If you have to ask, you don't need to know!
Quote: "Beginings are scary. Endings are usually sad. Its the middle part that counts the most."

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Greetings! I AM BACK! WHOO HOO! Look out world of cheese! That's right! My technical problems are now over!!!! Thank you to all of you who supported me and believed in me when no one else did! ...and when others replaced me! I'm not bitter though.. nd new CIC...you rock! You can't keep this Bovine Velocity Consultant down! If you have any of you have any questions about Cow Velocity or any comments about well...anything that you'd like to share with me...email me! Until we meet again...may the ch ese be with you!!!!

Dave Kessler - 07/08/98 02:41:44
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/7553
My Email:poet@pobox.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: Not really
Quote: BEER, BEER, and um....BEER

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Aaorn, you are one sick mo fro!

Kara Townsend - 07/03/98 11:24:37
My URL:http://www.dynamicSex.com
My Email:dwebmistress@yahoo.com

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Hi! I was surfing through GeoCities and saw your page. Pretty Cool! My name is Kara. I am 24 years old and live in San Diego, CA. I have been teaching myself HTML for the last several months. Please visit my site, Kara s dynamicSex and tell me what you think of it. I will be adding pictures of myself within the next couple days. I would love to exchange links with you!

Fellatio Cheese - 06/30/98 01:41:07
My Email:swmnyoa@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: Cheesy? Who told you I was cheesy?
Quote: "When does the new season of Ally McBeal start? I can't wait!!"

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Wow! Is Ally McBeal hot or what?! I love her. She is hottie #2, just slightly behind Scully's (hot little) tail! Oh BABY! I feel better now.

Mr MooCow - 06/26/98 21:05:09
My URL:http://www.moo.com/
My Email:cow@bovine.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: I absolutely *drip* cheese essence
Quote: "mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

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MeuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh.

stephanie - 06/26/98 20:15:54
My Email:rivera@bellsouth.net
Is it easy being cheesy?: very easy
Quote: hmmmmmm

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cheese power

stephanie - 06/26/98 20:12:06
My Email:rivera@bellsouth.net
Is it easy being cheesy?: very easy
Quote: cheese will rule the world

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cheese power

E~ (the Gouda) - 06/22/98 18:04:20
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Underground/6094/
My Email:doleful@webtv.net
Is it easy being cheesy?: yes
Quote: "The world is a complicated place, but with cheese, everything's alright."

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Nice site. There's nothing like cheese to make a person feel special.

Fellatio Cheese - 06/19/98 20:44:36
My Email:swmnyoa@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: have to get back to you on that one...
Quote: Everyone has a dream. Some of us die for ours. Others just sit on their asses, but they never have to die...I'll sit, thank you!

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Hello friends, FC stoppin by to say hi. My bestest bud in the whole world was just extridited for Felony Murder charges. He was in London--glad to have you back! Here's a secret: our government made a deal to send Louise Woodward, the baby-killer/nanny, back to Engl nd in exchange for my friend Wole. Wole, millions of children in American thank you!! Oh, and hail cheese! Jesse

Smoo - 06/19/98 02:08:51
My Email:chickie323@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: hell yeah
Quote: "woo ha"

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I don't have any comments except that the music weirded me out big time, and what's with all the secret krap going on behind closed doors here??? What the hell is the theme of this INFINITE CHEESE thing anyway???!!!

Terrence Martin - 06/19/98 01:50:24
My URL:http://thor.prohosting.com/~tucharen
My Email:borkinator@hotmail.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: quite so
Quote: "Heard a lot of talk about this Jesus/A man of love, and a man of strength/But what a man was two thousand years ago/Means nothing at all to me today/He could have been telling me about my higher self/But he only lives inside my prayer/So wh t he was may have been beautiful/But the pain is right now/And right here" - Live, Operation Spirit (The Tyranny of Tradition)

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thought I'd check on you all, make sure no one's dead. whoever's dead, raise your hand. have you hugged a weasel today? no? goo

Adena - 06/16/98 19:04:06
My Email:cheez_girl@hotmail.com

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Ummm....sure! Why not.....

Tim Powe - 06/16/98 03:41:51
My URL:http://members.aol.com/goober33
My Email:goober33@aol.com

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Is that question directed towards the Afrosnake?

Adena - 06/15/98 18:59:43
My Email:cheez_girl@hotmail.com

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God...is anyone ever gonna' sign this thing again?

Adena - 06/13/98 00:00:16
My Email:cheez_girl@hotmail.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: no.
Quote: no.

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hello.

jesse - 06/12/98 09:00:33
My Email:swmnyoa@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: sure
Quote: Hmmmm.....

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Bovine Velocity Consultant is the nicest girl I have ever met on the net and ought to be reinstated as the CIC. Coincidently, she is the person that got me up to snuff on the whole idea of infinite cheese. She's a helluva good person, even if she does c ll me a Yankee from time to time. Jesse P. S. I'd like to join the ranks of cheese foot-soldiers. How can I sign up and get a Cheesy screen name (I have the Perfect One Picked Out!)

jesse - 06/12/98 08:52:53
My Email:swmnyoa@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: sure
Quote: Hmmmm.....

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Bovine Velocity Consultant is the nicest girl I have ever met on the net and ought to be reinstated as the CIC. Coincidently, she is the person that got me up to snuff on the whole idea of infinite cheese. She's a helluva good person, even if she does c ll me a Yankee from time to time. Jesse P. S. I'd like to join the ranks of cheese foot-soldiers. How can I sign up and get a Cheesy screen name (I have the Perfect One Picked Out!)

Alison - 06/11/98 20:14:20
My Email:Ski2water@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: yea
Quote: "preech it"

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very interesting website.

....... - 06/11/98 00:25:20
My Email:........
Is it easy being cheesy?: ..........
Quote: ...........

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hi, im not a member but im thinking about joining it sounds intresting. p.s. adena sent me

Moon Inspector - 06/10/98 21:55:15
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~naMytinifnI
My Email:naMytinifnI@yahoo.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: I wish I knew, but I no longer have the answers I used to have.
Quote: The Infinite will never lead you astray. Well, the REAL Infinite won't.

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I feel that I must make a formal apology to all of the members of the Infinite Cheese. The "Head Master of the Infinite and Weirdest of All" had control of my mind. The BIG THING aforementioned is no longer in the planning stages. The idea has been thro n away and will never be reconsidered. Anyone that doesn't know what the BIG THING is, or was, let's hope it stays that way. Anyone who was in on it, I must say that you have one SICK mind. It will never happen. Get over it. My sincerest apologies. nd I thank Hankering for a Hunk of Cheese for bringing me to my senses. Without his help, I don't know what I would be doing at this moment.

Hankering for a Hunk of Cheese - 06/09/98 02:06:26
Quote: Cheese gets old but never bad.

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If you want any of your stories put on the new Infinite Cheese Web Page then send them to me as well as InfiCheese. Don't leave the cheese because the cheese will never leave you. Thanks, Hankering for a Hunk of Cheese

Hankering for a Hunk of Cheese - 06/07/98 23:16:29
My Email:Applestac@aol.com

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Borkinator, you don't want to be part of this BIG THING. BIG THING bad. Stay true to the clan.

You local Beer Man - 06/07/98 17:36:59
My URL:http://www.beer.com
My Email:brewking@beer.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: yes
Quote: If the cheese is right......... eat it!

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Pat - 06/07/98 16:30:34
My Email:killer910@hotmail.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: fuck you
Quote: fuck you

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Bite me

Fletcheese - 06/07/98 13:59:39
My Email:cheeseimp@yahoo.com

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Dear Hankering For A Hunk Of Cheese, Sorry dude, Fletcheese

Terrence Martin (Borkinator) - 06/06/98 23:37:12
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Cove/7110
My Email:borkinator@hotmail.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: With the right credentials.
Quote: Wait for it . . . a ruptured spleen!!!

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Adena . . . you're still cheesy. You may be 'b____-@$$ed' cheesy but you're still cheesy. I bloody hope I'm part of this BIG THING you keep going on about. A guy at my school ruptured his spleen. Fortunately for him one can live quite nicely without a pleen.

Hankering for a Hunk of Cheese - 06/05/98 20:58:50

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Stay with the Cheese.

Adena - 06/04/98 21:22:27
My Email:cheez_girl@hotmail.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: that's not what this is about.
Quote: aseughrncghdrth

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Ok....I have some things to say to certain people and I really didn't feel like sending E-mail so here they are. 1) Hankering for A Hunk of Cheese: Hey.....I just thought you deserved an apology from me. I guess I over-ruled other possibilities about thos messages and automatically blamed them on you, even though it has been declared that Fletcheese wrote them. From the last newsletter, I noticed that you really do deserve to be a member and you actually make an effort to stay one. Once again, I'm sorry f r my behavior and I hope you forgive me. You really have earned your place here. 2) The Moon Inspector: I just wanted to let you know I didn't mean to be a b•••• to you today on IM. I realize you have better things to do than argue w/me, and I should deal w/the fact that I'm not one of the most desirable people to talk to. I hope I can manage to get along w/you better in the future. 3) Semi-sweet sparkle w/a twist: I just wanted to say conrats to you on that united protitution thing! That idea rox and I ho e that when (if) you start that (when we take over the world) I can help you out inb some way. I was watching Springer the other day and it was about some prostitute who loved her job and even dumped her bf b/c she loved it so much (he wanted her to quit. ! That's a great idea for people like her and the rest of the women who do "that" for a living. 4) Fletcheese: Dear...I hope that you weren't the one who wrote the stuff in the guestbook (as you have been acused of). That would really piss me off do to th fact that we have discussed this issue before and you totally denied it. I don't think you did it.....but, IF you did....beware. 5) All the execs: Sorry about my b••••-@$$ed attitude lately. I haven't been a very happy person latel=y and I guess I took o t my sorrow in the wrong place. 6) Anyone else who hates me: Please, Please, Please forgive me for the way I am!!!!!!!! Ok....that is all. Goodbye. >Adena Z. Connolly

That Weird Guy In The Corner Making Squeaking Noises - 06/03/98 05:26:29
My Email:BigNoah702@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: I gewt queasy from being so cheesy
Quote: I could kill youand they would never find the body.

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I need brainstorming ideas about a t.v. repair man story. Please send me comments.Cheese out!

Berenda - 06/02/98 12:15:26
My Email:Anglefish2@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: no
Quote: cheese -the ultimate

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Dear Infinite Cheese, I am Moon Inspectors's girl friends Berenda. I would like very much to be a part of Infinite Cheese. Please allow me to join. I would like to be named MOON INSPECTRESS. Mahalo (hawaiian Thank You)

i eat cheese like you for breakfast - 06/01/98 22:51:18
My Email:buffy_the_dick@yahoo.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: Ha... Your funny!
Quote: You got cheese you got choice!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Help me! Ive fallen and can't reach my cheese!

Hankering for a Hunk of Cheese - 06/01/98 04:27:56
My Email:Applestac@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: I'm gonna have to take the fifth on that one.
Quote: There's no business like nose business

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Don't vote for me. I'm out of the election. Thanks bye.

Borkinator - 05/31/98 01:50:25
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Cove/7110
My Email:borkinator@hotmail.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: I've already answered that
Quote: Mah broin hoits.

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Nothing really. I'm still alive. I'm currently dealing with the Splenomegalistic Kamikaze Pilots, and I will brief you when that's done. I really wish they'd stop flying into me cheese, er trees! I've set up AA guns with computer tracking around the perim ter of my property, and I think I've pinpointed their weakness . . . more on that later.

Adena Z. Connolly - 05/30/98 17:46:03
My Email:cheez_girl@hotmail.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: no comment
Quote: no comment

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Moon Inspector...... I hope that you recieve my letter soon, and I hope you reply w/ your info on "the very big thing" if you know what I'm talking about. Thanx. Goodbye....Adena Z. Connolly

Moon Inspector - 05/27/98 04:13:25
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~naMytinifnI
My Email:infinityoo@aol.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: It's easy to be sharp chedder.
Quote: The Infinite will never lead you astray.

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I would like to inform everyone in the IC that someone on the inside is planning something big....
VERY big.
What it is I cannot say.


Jen - 05/25/98 19:32:02
My Email:juliet180@hotmail.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: quite easy, actually
Quote: n/a

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I have no comments, it's a really dumb page

Adena - 05/23/98 13:00:12
My Email:cheez_girl@hotmail.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: perhaps
Quote: what happened to the peace and the love I used to feel around the world?

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Hello everyone. I just wanted to say that yesterday when I wrote in the guestbook I sounded really bitchy. I'm soory for this. And, I don't want you to get the wrong idea and think I don'yt like my rank here....it's just that I haven't been in contact w/ ou all to recently and I thought you would have lowered me for this. Actually, I like my rank. It's just fine and dandy for me. Okey dokey....ta-ta! Adena Z. Connolly

Adena - 05/22/98 19:32:01
My Email:cheez_girl
Is it easy being cheesy?: ______
Quote: .......

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I don't know what to say......oh...I know now.... -I keep on going into the IC chatroom and no one's ever there. Why? If we have so many members why don't they ever chat? -Both me and the moon inspector sent in stories to be included in the last newsletter and neither one of them were in there. Why? Okey dokey....buh-bye now....Adena

Adena - 05/22/98 19:32:13
My Email:cheez_girl
Is it easy being cheesy?: ______
Quote: .......

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I don't know what to say......oh...I know now.... -I keep on going into the IC chatroom and no one's ever there. Why? If we have so many members why don't they ever chat? -Both me and the moon inspector sent in stories to be included in the last newsletter and neither one of them were in there. Why? Okey dokey....buh-bye now....Adena

Adena - 05/22/98 19:26:12
My Email:cheez_girl
Is it easy being cheesy?: ______
Quote: .......

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I'm still....yes, STILL grounded. I'm quite surprised my rank hasn't dropped dramatically....I know you all hate me and that really doesn't surprise me very much at all. My life sux so bad. I only have one more week of school and then I'll loose all my co ections w/ you and the internet.....that is unless I be very good and earn back my computer "privelages". Until that day...I guess I'll just have to suffer through using my friends computers.....not that I have to many friends with the internet. Well, I etter go. I have yet to read the little update thing you sent me...but, that's next on my list. Until next time.....Adena Z. Connolly. Oh yeah....I'm currently contemplating an idea that was brought to me by the moon inspector....you'll find out about our (possible) plan soon enough. heh, heh, heh......Ta-ta...

Terrence Martin - 05/22/98 19:13:23
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Cove/7110
My Email:mr.cheese@playground.net
Is it easy being cheesy?: if you've read the manual
Quote: I'm being threatened by a guy in a Mr. Bean t-shirt.

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I finished the futures conference thing. the artificial intelligence bit was disappointing. instead of working with computers on AI, it was a big-arse lecture. Oh, and by the way, my typing was a little off last entry, because I was using a French keyboar . Damn things. They're discombobulating. I learned a new word yesterday: splenomegaly. An abnormal enlargement of the spleen. Ever since I learned of it, I've been ominous and threatening notes from something called S.K.P. Whatever that means. I'll be sur to write in about it. Today's Friday. Yay. That means I get to check my email! Yay! Ye olde internete accounte no longer works at my house (methinks it may have been sabotaged by the SKP), so I have gotten a new one at borkinator@hotmail.com. Hotmail really sucks, but there's nothing better for the moment. In other news, Jeff & Aaron, I have an urgent message to give you, I will do so by email (FYEO). I've really got to urinate now. [2 minutes later] Aaaaaaaah. uch better. I got a new CD by the Crystal Method. It's called Vegas. IC, please don't kill the Crystal Method. They deserve to live. Not only is the name of the album the city of our HQ, they shake booty to boot. They also make groovin music. They were re ently featured in a Gap commercial. The song's called Busy Child. It's psychedelic mind-expanding. Speaking of which, it's time for my medication . . .

richard craig - 05/22/98 18:41:49
My URL:http://n/a
My Email:rcraig@sd69.bc.ca
Is it easy being cheesy?: you bet
Quote: I love cheese

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cheese is good

(Borkinator) Terrence Martin - 05/20/98 15:34:04
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Cove/7110
My Email:mr.cheese@playground.net
Is it easy being cheesy?: that depends on what type of cheese you want to emulate. cheddar, for example, is very easy to be, however cheddar *is* the most pop lar cheese in the world. something like Sbrinz would be much harder, but then how many Sbrinz people do you know?
Quote: This man`s pancreas is talking!

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I`m at the tenth annual Futures Conference. It`s a bit disappointing. There`s not one course having to do with cheese, even remotely. I`m just finishing an HTML course. We were supposed to do DHTML and CGI scripts, but all we did was basic HTML I already new. The next course I take is artificial intelligence crud. It shakes booty, methinks.

Adena - 05/10/98 18:27:37
My Email:cheez_girl@hotmail.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: sometimes....sorta'....yes....maybe...I donno'....
Quote: Cracker says, "Boo!"

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I hate everything and I'm very confused. Why, damnit!? Oh yeah, Adena Z. Connolly

Adena - 05/10/98 18:26:07
My Email:cheez_girl@hotmail.com
Is it easy being cheesy?: heh, maybe....
Quote: Cracker says, "Boo!"

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Yeah...Life sux anyway.......Adena Z. Connolly

Borkinator (Terrence Martin) - 05/10/98 17:53:23
My URL:http://thor.prohosting.com/~tucharen
My Email:mr.cheese@playground.net
Is it easy being cheesy?: NO! it takes wit, muscle, large kidneys, a boot disk and a Masters degree.
Quote: "Must not all things at the last be swallowed up in death?" -- Plato

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You change guestbooks like I change personalities.