Harold's Shorts presents "The IRC Love Meter"
How To Rate Your IRC Lover's Potential
Harold's Shorts has done it again .. come up with an idea to keep you from jumping off the deep end with that Guy or Gal you just met on the #Single-and-looking channel. Well, at least you THINK he's a guy ... and THINK he's single ... or that she is blonde and weighs 115 lbs? But what about those little things that don't quite add up?? We'll be putting a rating scale together for
you where you'll be able to see whether it all really does 'Add Up'.
Here are a few examples of what we are looking for.
Please send in your own (leave em in the Guest book).
- Gives out only cellular phone number: Minus 10
- Is In Process of Divorcing Spouse: Minus 20
- Wants to send you his 'picture' immediately: Minus 5
- Wants to send nude picture: Minus 30
- Wants to send nude picture of Ex-wife: Minus 50
- Reads books: Plus 10
- Reads only magazines: Minus 5
- Insists he knows how to read: Minus 10
- he/she hotchats with macros: Minus 10
- he/she hotchats with macros and tells you that he/she has never done this before: Minus 50
- Is married, but he and his wife never have sex anymore: Minus 20
- Is staying together till the kids leave: Minus 10
- Gives an address with a P.O. Box: Minus -30
- Is wearing bellbottom trousers, a silky shirt with a collar open to the waist and a huge gold medallion with a peace sign around his neck and there is a sign in the background "Appearing next week - Janis Joplin" in his gif : Minus 20
- Loves women and takes up five pages of text telling you what a horrible bitch his mother was: Minus 100 bazzillion
- Asks "Cam I have your phone number?": Minus 20
- Requests that you don't call during the evening" Minus 50
- Changing nicks and notifying you: Minus 30
- Asking if you are m/f: Plus 10
- Asking measurements: Minus 100
- Exploring fantasies: Plus 100
- Acting on fantasies: Minus 100
- Buying "real" toys: Plus 50
- Buying "joke" toys: Minus(depends on toy)
- Chickening out: Minus 100
- Going to peep shows: Minus 50
- Buying tokens to share at peep shows: Plus 50
- Suggesting stripper as birthday present: Plus 100
- Getting stripper as birthday present: Minus 100
- Using condoms: Plus 10
- Using coloured condoms: Plus 5
- Using coloured condoms with ridges: Plus 10
- Using "Rough Riders": Minus 5
- Using coin dispensed condoms: Minus 10
- Using used condoms: Minus 100
- Asking the girl if she has birth control: Minus 100
- Is on a disability pension: Minus 100
- Is Gainfully Employed: Plus 100
We want the plusses AND the minuses. Vent your spleen! Send em in!
Here's Harold's Shorts Waiting for your entries!
Leave Love Meter Entries here in the guest book.
Check here first! "Read Guest Book"
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