History of POD

The Pissed Off Dwarf or Pint Of Dynamite to the kiddies, is one of
independent pro wrestlings most popular guys. He has wrestled all over
the country and even in Mexico. POD originally was a manager for the
Wicked Jesters and helped them to several tag titles on the independent scene.
When he decided that he was wanting the midget title he went to
Arizona to train with the Navajo Warrior. Navajo (who has competed in the WWF
and every westcoast indy) helped teach many secret Indian war strategies.
When POD returned he was a changed man and determined to win at any cost.
POD has helped innovate midget wrestling by using never before seen
moves in midget wrestling. He has brought in the midget chokeslam and the
PODicurrana. He has faced every name notable in midget wrestling and
beat them all. He has taken out Dink the clown, he has beaten the WWF
midget Prince Cheesy and and retired Mini 3:16 with a neck injury sustained after a PODdriver
(shown top-right)
, he even managed to pin Pitbull Patterson the World's
Strongest midget (shown bottom-left)
. He has come back from 2 concussions to beat Puppetin the first ever midget hardcore matches.
(shown bottom-right) Puppet
was a cohost of the popular Mancow's Morning madhouse radio show.
They used such devasting weapons as staple guns, cheese graters, broken beer bottles and brass
knuckles.
He has even issued open challenges to midget wrestling legends Lord
Littlebrook and Little Tokyo. He has badmouthed Lord Littlebrook so
much, Littlebrook's son Beautiful Bobby
agreed to fight POD on behalf of his
Dad and was beaten in Florida by POD.
POD has appeared on many tv and radio shows, such as Jerry Springer,
Jenny Jones, BSTV and Mancow. He recently started his own company called
Midgets Running Wild. This company has united many midget wrestlers from all
over the country, so promoters can contact POD anywhere in the country and
find out how to book other midget stars.
Any fans wanting to write to POD can do this at
littlejester@hotmail.com
Any promoters wanting to book midgets for television spots or wrestling
or boxing shows can email POD at midgetsrunningwild@wrestlezone.com
History of Skabbs and Vomit
Skabbs and Vomit were big fans of wrestling their whole life. This
lead Skabbs do some really stupid stuff, one time the WWF came to Market
Square Arena and the main event waas Shawn Micheals against Vader after the
match, Skabbs jumped the guard rail and tried to high-five Shawn Micheals. He
was promptly beat down by security. Vomit bailed Skabbs out. They were high
school wrestlers that won several trophies and Skabbs even had his
team's fastest pin. After High School they went to a magical place called
college. During the college's summer break they went to a local INDY
wrestling show. The card sucked, the wrestlers sucked, and they
promptly demanded a refund so they could use the returned money to buy some
hardcore porn. They promoter asked them if they thought they could do a better
job, they said they could. The promoter asked them to start training and
they agreed. Over the course of the next several months they morphed into
the Irish Invasion and always go there ass kicked. The promoter ended up
ripping Skabbs off of $900 dollars. So they Irish Invasion promptly
quit andthe promoter was later found dead of mysterious causes it was later
ruled suicide but the authorites still keep tabs on the Wicked Jesters and
POD. They ended up doing alot of crappy independents where the promoter
always made promises he couldn't keep. The only bright spot of this team the
became friends with a POD. Sick of a being known as the Irish guys
they decided to change wen they both realized neither of them was Irish.
Skabbs was voted class clown and Vomit played in a band called Vomit Klown so
they decided to be a pair of Wicked, Evil, Dirty, Clowns. This was the
start of the Wicked Jesters. They called POD up and it was on. They quickly
won several Indy titles and helped POD gain his own too. During there many
battles Skabbs got slammed one time too many and started calling
himself L-A Parka Americano and wrestling as a Mexican Superstar. Vomit teamed
up with the Zombie for awhile.
This lead to them eventually feuding on
the Indy scene instead of teaming ( in fact the pics of Vomit on the front
page are from a match he had with Skabbs) Vomit got revenge by destroying
L-A Parka's suit though. POD didnt know what to do. Eventually
they made up, they could never team with someone else and recapture the
magic the Jesters had. Now 2000 is there year and they already have several big
matches lined up facing such teams as the rock and Roll Express, Freaks
of Nature, and Bushwackers. They have gotten advice from many veterans
such as the Iron Shiek and Sensational Sherry, coupled with the fact POD is so
tricky they will be wearing more gold this year.