What's up doc?

Did you really think that I would put tests and quizzes on a web page that all my students could see?

To my desperate students,

I know what you were thinking. You were thinking Mr. Stankus would put the answers to all the tests on the web page. Well, guess again. That's not going to happen. No matter how many times you check this web site it is not going to happen. And here you are wasting your time trying to get answers when you should be studying! I will not give you the answers, however because I pity a desperate person, I will give you some pointers.

1. Find a peaceful area to study. This does not always mean a totally quiet place. Find a place where you feel most comfortable.

2. There is nothing worse than being totally confused. Make sure your notes are organized! If they are not then write them over. Writing them on index cards is a good strategy.

3. Review your notes more then once. Continually look away from them and repeat the concept to yourself until you can remember it without looking.

4. Have someone test you on the notes after you have reviewed them.

5. Stay focused on your task. Take a break only when you absolutely need to. When focusing try to visualize pictures and acronyms for large amounts of information.

6. Time to get on with it! Remember a little studying is better than nothing. Don't procrastinate! Don't put off studying! Study as soon as you can! Are you getting the hint! Hey, wake up out there! If you are still reading this then you are not studying!!! Do you understand? You should not be reading this sentence right now. You're still reading! This is not good. If you don't stop reading now I may have to call your parents. By the time you have gotten to this sentence I may be dialing your phone number....

That's all for now. Study hard and you too can be a "Super-Genius!" Check back again for more study tips. (maybe there will be an answer for a test question?!!! Then again maybe not!)

Mr. Stankus

P. S. Do you hear a phone ringing??!!