This morning, as millions of Americans exited their Sunday morning services, they did so to the news that military action against Osama bin Laden had started. Well planned, USA. The significance is not lost on us. Americans, freshly imbued with a sense of Christian righteousness, are fully prepared to go into battle with the heathen ragheads to protect their wholesome moral lifestyle.

Islam, that pesky arch-nemesis of Christians since before the Crusades, have risen up again. It is the duty of America to halt this march towards corruption and evil before it's too late. Now, more than ever, Americans are going to have to support each other, in this time of need and great distress. Can America once again pull together. This is without a doubt the gravest threat to America liberty and the pursuit of happiness since Hitler. Perhaps this threat is even more dire than Hitler. Hitler after all, was widely supported in the USA before the Second World War. Wasn't he a Christian too? Meanwhile, let us pray, for the destruction of all things Islamic. Amen.

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