I read an article this morning, about birds in Australia. Apparently some of them have been mimicking cellphone rings in their mating calls. That's rather funny, because I think cellphones are part of mating rituals in humans to. Well, maye not so much anymore. They're too common. But they used to be. Well maybe not mating ritual. Status symbol? Whatever. It's like, I'm cool, cuz mine is smaller than yours. Small is good. Small is good? What is this? I thought bigger was better?

In other news, the Nepalean killer's girlfriend has fled the country. She said that she fears for her life. You'll remember that the guy killed ten people because the parents didn't agree with his choice of a wife....well, turns out that he might already have married her by that time. 1