I watched Jennifer Capriati beat Serena Williams today. I once had a crush on Capriati, back when i was like 10 or 11, and she was like 14. She was hot. She still is pretty hot I think. Well...not hot. But not bad. That must be one of the only reasons why anybody would want to watch womens' tennis. I mean, if it's two ugly chicks playing, then forget it! Everything about the mens' game is better. Faster, better shots, better strategy. What's not to like? I guess sometimes I have problems when they're serving....some of the guys serve it so damn fast I can't see the ball too good. But ah well. They say that the women's game has better strategy, and stuff, because it's not all about power, etc etc. Well.....no. Somebody like Hingis, yeah, sure that might be true. But in terms of most of the top players on the women's side, the Williams sisters, Pierce, Davenport, they're all about the power. They try to copy the men as much as they can. And they end up beating most of those who try to win by strategy, except Hingis. But...yeah. Women's tennis. I turn it off sometimes when it comes on, just because it's too boring. I notice that many of the women only have a few good shots that they use all of the time. Most of the men have every shot in the book, you know what I mean? And one last comment about the Williams sisters......I wish they would just disappear. Really just vanish. Nothing would be better for women's tennis.

Addendum: A few hours after writing this, I realized that some may be offended by such things. Don't be. I have nothing but the highest respect for women as people. Some of my best friends are women. Most of the people reading this are probably women. This is totally not an attack on women, or meant to be sexist, though I suppose it is, just by virtue of the topic. Whatever. Try not to be too outraged.