Being sick is a drag. It's kind of funny, being sick. While you are sick, you're absolutely convinced that there is nothing at all worse than being sick. It's kind of a statement as to the relativity of things in general.

This is what being sick is like. There's shit running down your nose. No matter how hard you try, you can't stop it. You feel like your head has been run over by a freight train. You can't concentrate on anything for longer than a couple minutes, if that. You feel your head and it feels like it's burning up when really it's just a little bit warm. Extremely uncomfortable. Your eyes are watering so badly that you can't really look at anything for any length of time without it blurring. Your mouth feels like it's expelling foul air (and it is!) with every breath you take. Basically, the pits.

This is how it is if you're not sick and you're watching somebody else suffer being sick. You hear them sniffling every so often and wish that they would stop already. It's damn annoying. You'd get up and leave if it weren't rude. Sometimes you DO get up and leave. You don't want to catch those germs. Basically, you wish the other person was not there.

And this is why there should not be illnesses. Bad for the sick, and bad for those who have to be around them. I believe that somebody should start a movement to ban sickness. No more germs. No more viruses. Death to sickness everywhere.

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