Here's why. They are big. I mean they are huge. Huge! It's awesome. A meal in itself. Well a small meal at least. They are sweet as sugar. They are crunchy. I mean crunchy. We're talking rock hard. And boy, juicy as a woman's.....ah...haha. Juicy as Sunrype. I guess that pretty much covers it. Fuji has all of the properties of the ideal apple. It's perfect. Helen's three golden apples in the Greek myth? They were Fujis. The apple that William Tell shot off his son's head? Fuji again. Johnny Appleseed? Those were Fuji apple seeds. All apples in history? Fujis!
And here's why the others just don't cut it. Granny Smith? Not bad. But a little sour, don't you think? Red Delicious? Not crunchy. Those yellow ones? Too damn small. Um....Gala? No.....WAY too small. McIntosh? Mackintosh. However you spell it. I don't know nothing about those ones. Hmm...okay, I don't really know what any of the other apples are all about. But I do know that Fuji is the best. Yum yum.