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Grilled Cheese
I got a hole in my head that's as big as the sun, got my nose in a book, got my hand on a gun, got my guts in a knot, my hair in a spike, you think that i'm Spock, i'm Christopher Pike. I heard it running down the alley HEY swinging from the trees HEY trine find a mind that's got a dose of my disease HEY played it in the basement shipped it in from overseas, do ya do ya do ya do ya do ya do ya wanna grilled cheese? I got holes in my jeans cuz my knees are too sharp, i saw Schroedinger's cat and it was playing a harp. Got a record collection that's as big as a whale, i got the law on my back i got some freak on my tail. I heard it running down the alley HEY swinging from the trees HEY trine ta find a mind that's got a dose of my disease HEY played it in the basement shipped it in from overseas, do ya do ya do ya do ya do ya do ya do ya wanna grilled cheese? (pretty please?) I'm an asphalt-kickin' sticker-stickin' special-4th-class-postage-lickin' fractal pterodactyl with a dayglo eye, and the racket in that jacket is a stoneage daydream come true. I'm a toner-using loner, i'm a Batman with a boner, i'm a Camel-smoking mammal with a skinny tie, and i got that cursed hi-fi blasting out the window for you for you for you. Got a hole, etc.
Destination Saturn
I had half of a brain and a polythene bag, had a date in the bathroom but i had to go stag. I was scat-stakin' studebakin ready to run, had a date with some meat and some cheese and a bun. Waiting for the message like i told you so, "Calling Saturn Boy you gotta go-go-go." 6-5-4-3-2-1-0, i'm really Saturn Boy but you don't know know know. Baby i'm an American, blue white and red, my heritage lies in some beef on some bread. I had one hand of iron, the other of steel, til i went for the curtain on "Let's Make A Deal." Then a voice from afar caused a blip in my head, saying "Saturn to Earth, agent, get out of bed! We got a mission and you're just the right fellow, can you be here tomorrow, sixth stone from big yellow?" Then i got the message and they knew i'd know, "Calling Saturn Boy you gotta go-go-go." 6-5-4-3-2-1-0, i gotta go go g-g-go g-go g-go, g-go g-go g-go g-go go, g-g-go g-go g-go g-go g-go tonight! I'm the doublest naught on either side of the pond, my shakes are shaken not stirred, i'm an American Bond. I'm a bonus size fries, i'm a double big gulp, you're gonna shoot off your mouth and wind up in the pulp. Got an hour on Earth, then it's off to the ships, gonna give you my lovin' like a solar eclipse, cuz i'm scat-stakin' studebakin' ready to rock, you're my Cadbury Egg and it's the Year of the Cock. 6-5-4-3-2-1-0, 6-5-4-3-2-1-0, calling Saturn Boy you gotta go go go tonight. . .
Screamin' Demon Martians Ridin' Go-Karts In My Head
Got a Monster Movie Marathon now playin' in my pants. The girls all wanna see me 'cause they know that i can't dance. Got brainwaves like the Archies and a heartbeat like the Who, what can ya do? What can ya do? I fall asleep while standing and i lie awake in bed, i got those Screamin' Demon Martians ridin' Go-Karts in my head. Sometimes when it's not raining out i think the world's insane except the man who makes his living racing Hot Wheels in my brain, 'cause in a perfect world there is no God but Channel 2, what can ya do? What can ya do? I fall asleep while standing and i lie awake in bed, i got those Screamin' Demon Martians ridin' Go-Karts in my head. Ooo-oo-ooo, what can ya do? Ooo-oo-ooo, what can ya do? Got a Monster Movie Marathon now playin' in my pants. The girls all wanna see me 'cause they know that i can't dance. Sometimes when it's not raining out i think the world's insane except the man who makes his living racing Hot Wheels in my brain. I fall asleep while standing and i lie awake in bed, i got those Screamin' Demon Martians ridin' Go-Karts in my head. Go-Karts in my head.
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