When you relax after a long day and take a bath, you are actually soaking in your own filth...
Why did God create men?
Why did God create Barney the dinosaur?
How can we know for sure we're not dreaming all these, and that we are just a brain in a jar in some mad scientist's laboratory?
Why is it that love birds enjoy kissing? Coz when you kiss someone on the lips for romantic purposes, you are actually swallowing their saliva...
Why is nature called mother nature?
Why are boats and cars called she?
What's the male equivalent of an old maid?
Why is a bachelor a young, single guy and a spinster, an old unmarried woman?
Why is it mankind, not womankind?
Why is is that when you transport something by car, its called shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
Why are they called apartments, when they are all stuck together?
If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Why do overlook and oversee means opposite things?
Why is a person who plays piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called racist?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?