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Eve
The Misfit


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Introduction

Temptations and Fall by Michelangelo: Sistine Chapel ceiling Though she might not be considered a "square peg" by some, Eve is nonetheless a woman who has been unjustly maligned for millennia. It's time we took another look at her so-called "sin," perhaps from a different viewpoint. I believe we owe the lady an apology. We all (probably) know the story very well, so I won't bother repeating it here. Instead, let's concentrate on her one act of "rebellion."

However, if you truly are curious ... and don't mind hearing a more detailed story of her life ... here are a few other parchments where you can read more about her and her husband:

  • Adam ... her husband.
  • Adam ... and his wives.
  • Eve ... her mythological story.
  • The Fall ... her punishment.

However, if you believe the Biblical story to be absolutely and literally correct, please don't go there.

A Sin?

Personally, I don't see Eve's choice to eat the "forbidden" fruit as a sin. In fact I, for one, am infinitely grateful to her for making the choice she did. It shows that she was the only one in the Garden who knew what was going on. Apparently, Adam was clueless.

Suppose Eve had never eaten that fruit. Where would we all be today? Well, I say we wouldn't be anywhere ... in fact, we never could have been born.

Just as in every other aspect of life, our universe runs on the principle of opposites ... duality, as the philosophers call it. There can be no light without darkness ... no up without down ... no goodness without evil. And there can be no life without death (at least at the cellular level). How can you grow older if there is no death and replenishment of your cells? And if you can't grow older, how can you be born in the first place?

At what age would you have the clock stop? At the fetal stage? At the newborn stage? At the diaper stage? That thought alone might have been enough to scare Eve into partaking as fast as she could! It would have been enough to scare me, I know. And I'm not even a woman.

Okay, perhaps you wouldn't mind if your cells aged normally up until -- oh, let's say -- you turned 20 or 30. And then you might want them to stay just that age for the rest of eternity. You see the problem?

Eve Wiser Than Adam

Adam favored the status quo plan ... you know, don't rock the boat. Typical man ... thinking only about himself. Still, we shouldn't be too hard on him.

Poor, unthinking Adam. He probably thought he was faithfully complying with God's commandments. But guess what? He forgot the other commandment ... the one about multiplying and replenishing the Earth.

But hey, he knew his life was okay as it was ... so what was the problem?

Well, the problem was that Eve knew she couldn't give birth to any of those children without bringing death into the world. What if the clock stopped while she was pregnant, for example ... and she had to spend the rest of eternity waddling around the Garden?

Now I ask you, would you be satisfied with that state of affairs? Me neither.

Impossible Task

Incidently, I've always kinda wondered why God did that to Adam and Eve. Unless God really enjoys issuing commandments that we can't possibly succeed in following.

I've heard it said that it was probably done to allow Adam and Eve the freedom to choose between the two. But if that were the case, then why didn't God present it as a choice between two mutually exclusive options instead of as two commandments where it was impossible to satisfy both?

It's kinda like a parent who gives conflicting orders to a child like, "Go outside and play ... but don't get dirty." Now how is it possible for a child to comply with both of those commandments? As a parent, you might as well go ahead and punish the child before they even set foot outside.

The Fall of Man by Titian: Prado Museum, Madrid Of course, we have no guarantee that the story of Adam and Eve is anything more than a myth ... but even if it is, lots and lots of people believe in it (including me, to a degree).

And according to that belief, many of those people assume that the original woman -- and by association, all women since -- are somehow inferior to men. What an odd notion!

Thanks Eve!

But not even the Genesis account supports that view. And if you consider other legends of the Jews, you'll find that Adam's sense of superiority caused his first wife, Lilith, to leave him.

At any rate, I think it's high time we gave Eve the credit she deserves for being able to see the big picture. Thanks to her, children exist. We exist.

Thank you, Eve! By making the sensible choice, you've proven that women have been the smarter sex from the beginning.


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