Mission Ready....Under Utilized!
Congressman Bob Barr's
biggest mistake in attacking Pagan/Wiccans in the
Military is his total lack of foresight into our
usefulness as a Modern Military Asset.What other
soldier can make temporary shelter out of Ginger
Bread? If you can't EAT your M.R.E. You can....with
the help of a Witch, LIVE IN IT. Ginger Bread
constructs also have the added benefit of attracting
additional protein sources....like small
children.
What other soldier can fly recon (under
radar) in total silence?
What about shielding? The
practical applications for shields is underdeveloped
if you ask me. If you had a Camp Witch making
shields...casualties would be greatly reduced.
As for captured Soldiers in time of war...Witches are your best secret keepers. How else have we gotten away with all the ritual killings....we've duped the F.B.I. for pete's sake! We are very tight-lipped and rarely respond to more then a Glindanesque question such as "Are you a GOOD Witch or a BAD Witch?". Our nation's secrets are safe with us!
Yup....we are under-appreciated to be sure. But in the end we always rise again.
What other soldier can make temporary shelter out of Ginger Bread? If you can't EAT your M.R.E. You can....with the help of a Witch, LIVE IN IT. Ginger Bread constructs also have the added benefit of attracting additional protein sources....like small children.
What other soldier can fly recon (under radar) in total silence?
What about shielding? The practical applications for shields is underdeveloped if you ask me. If you had a Camp Witch making shields...casualties would be greatly reduced.
As for captured Soldiers in time of war...Witches are your best secret keepers. How else have we gotten away with all the ritual killings....we've duped the F.B.I. for pete's sake! We are very tight-lipped and rarely respond to more then a Glindanesque question such as "Are you a GOOD Witch or a BAD Witch?". Our nation's secrets are safe with us!
Yup....we are under-appreciated to be sure. But in the end we always rise again.
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