CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE....these are just some sites that astound me with their silliness. Take 'em as the joke they are folks...Water off a Duck's Back

This week's DUMB-LINER award

goes to.......

Feel free to nominate your favorite. Just drop me an Email and an addy with your vote for the most outrageous thing said about Pagans, Paganism, and Wicca etc.. or just the most funny or outlandish claim you've ever seen period....

1. Of Course, express your opinion ( email & guestbook ) that's what they're there for BUT DO NOT engage in personal attacks! Name calling, Spamming, flaming, cussin' and threats are juvenile, and at times, illegal.

2. Threatening to sue for defamation because they don't say nice, or intelligent, or logical things about us IS STOOOOPID!!! They have a Constitutional right to say any dumb thing they want. So play NICE!

Some serious, and not so serious, observers of the absurd!! *kisses*

Bob Larson Fan Club (exposing Beggin' Bob before he can expose himself)

NOW....IN THEIR OWN WORDS..."THE PEANUT GALLERY"...

Balaam's Ass (Inspirationally stupid, aggressively repugnant, and a hoot! I love this guy! Ironically this dude provides about half my hits it seems)

Perilous Times (one of the coolest Anti-Witch sites around...full of non-surprises in attitude, full of hilarious venom...*NEW* Message Board (I am Warning you that Tammy WANTS PAGANS to Post there....DON'T!!! Do not feed sharks in Bloody water.....This is her private dictatorship...your views WILL BE DELETED, she is concerned ONLY with ratings on her Delphi Forum....and with her sadistic, and miserably paranoid pleasures in this verbally masturbatory exercise.) Tammy's hits have suffered a substantial decline and she has, in desperation, even posted on Pagan Messageboards hoping to stir up interest with little success...AWWWWWWWW!)

Bob Larson in Action (better titled, "Bob Larson Inaction" as not much of the "Lord's" work goes on that you don't have to pay for Bob's hairplugs to find. Update: Bob's comments on Columbine and his account of an exorcism he says he performed deteriorate from a mockery of a tragedy to a money grab & book promotion quickly.....it gets harder and harder to keep a Denver Mansion roof over ones head doesn't it Bob!?)

Virtual Hell (Hell would be an eternity in this piece of brain novicane. Virtual Yawn!!)

Sound Doctrine (Star Wars & Satan...A conclusion drawn by the "fact" that Yoda has the ears of a goat..well so does Pat Robertson and he's not involv.....HEY WAIT A MINUTE!...hhhmmmm...UPDATE: Soundies are upset because "witches" had their picture of YODA yanked from the website for copyright infringement....they vow however that the evil critter shall return. Though their best bet would be a pic of Darth Maul IMHO...now that dude's scary.)

Wicca and the Way Out..... "The witch will dye her hair red for all witches have red hair, symbolic of Isis who was figured in Egypt with red hair and in the red heifer her sacred image (if she does not dye her hair red if it is not red, she is only a pretend witch). This does not mean all beautiful red heads are witches, it means the occult gives them a demonic image they of all people should protest. Over time they begin to withdraw and shut out the world. And at the end they all die lonely, eyes sunken, ashen faces, forsaken of their lovers, their sexual perversions and memories of the past no longer enjoyable. Many kill others and themselves to end their tormented and demented lives."...(Oh gods I know that is what first attracted me to Wicca...the opportunity to be a red headed, sunken-eyed, ashen faced, hell child....Printing up the leaflets now. I also learned that I should be burning down churches....my husband of 12 years should be leaving me any minute now and My kids are WAY OVERDUE for sacrifice...I gotta get busy.....This site is my new favorite..it truly has to be seen to be fully appreciated)

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