cheerfully snatched from email and newsgroups....my profuse apologies.
Page two.
Page two.
And another one from Tegan......I like this gal!!!!
I'm a God! Woohoo! Gonna do Godstuff You can too!Gonna make some Spirits Gonna make some Seas Gonna breathe some Life in And do just as I please
Don't need no Creator Don't need no T-Birds too Prayin' to myself these days Yep, that's what gets me through
And when I die I'll tell myself Just how good I been Then I'll open up my door And let myself right in!
Many Blessings,
Tegan :)
Achoo!!! Me Bless Me! Queen of the Hutch 0o/ Gotta thing, gotta go
Subject: Names Group: alt.religion.wicca Date: Mon, Mar 8, 1999, 1:06am (EST+5) From: tegan@.........net (Tegan)
Re: Changing my name!
Uh...where can I sign up for your classes? See, I'm a Wiccan with Shamanistic leanings. I have my own plastic dreamcatcher, rattle, and NDN drum, but if you think those things are bad I'll throw them away. I've also read lots of books by lots of anthros who met some NDNs once. Now, a little more about MEMEME. Because, really, that's all that's truly important. :)
I was Cleopatra, Mulan, and Joan of Arc (among many, many other famous people) in my former lives. I found out about the Mulan one after a very spiritual experience involving ice cubes and a slippery floor at the Cineplex, during the movie named after me. The ambulance driver said I was lucky I wasn't running, but I know it wasn't luck. ;)
Anyhow, now I'm just an accountant. I'm desperately trying to *find* myself after losing it in a super mall somewhere in Southern California. I think I lost it by a Baskin Robbin's, but can't be really sure. (It was crowded that day...) So, if you can help me, I'll be forever in your debt. I'll happily worship at your altar with the other mindless drones..er, I mean...enlightened ones who pay for your Wisdom{tm} and Guidance{tm}. Do you take Visa? Many Blessings, Tegan :)
~P.S. - I just found out that my Totem Animal{tm} is an aardvark. How do I incorporate this animal's energies??? I've been eating ants for two weeks, and still am not *feeling* anything...
******Jeanine
Call me "Mighty Priestess Friggaline
ParrokeetWolfRaven"!!! Wielder of the glorious
feather and crystal encrusted "Wand of Faerie" and
Drummer for the "HarmonyRainbowPeace" Circle.....well
I will be once I finish the 175 dollar drumming
course I'm taking at the "Granola Moon Rising
Bookstore"
Jeanine****** Lookin' for the author of this one.....(can you
help?) McWicca
::crackle:: "Welcome to McWicca may I help
you?"::crackle:: "Yeah, hi, my name is Raven
Ravensong and I would like to be a Witch please?"
::crackle:: "Would you like to try the Coven
Combo?"::crackle:: "Sure, and can I get a First
Degree initiation on that?" ::crackle: "Yes, and
for two dollars more you can Buckland-size
it"::crackle::
"Okay, lets do that."
::crackle "Thank you for your order, drive through
please."::crackle:: Q: How many Druids
does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A: None they don't screw in lightbulbs.....they screw
in stone circles
Q: How many Wiccans does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
A: Only one. Duh. Everyone knows how to change one.
Lightbulbs have been
around for 10,000 years after all.
Q: How many Gardnerians does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: I can't say. It's oathbound.
Q: How many Alexandrians does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: What do the Gardnerians do?
Q: How many hereditary witches does it take to change
a light bulb?
A: None... if a candle was good enough for Gramma,
it's good enough for
me!
Q: How many Druids does it take to change a light
bulb?
A: Thirteen: one to hold the bulb while twelve drink
enough to make the
room spin.
Q: How many ceremonial magicians does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: One: he stands still and the universe revolves
around him.
Q: How many witches does it take to change a light
bulb?
A: Depends on what you want to change it into.
Q: How many Thelemites does it take to change a light
bulb?
A: None; Crowley never wrote a book about
it. Everyone has a
photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar
territory.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who
don't.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel
universe.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say
will be misquoted,then used against you.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it
remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into
jet engines.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets
the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me
before we met.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her
friends?
Mind Like A. Steel Trap -- Rusty And Illegal In 37
States.
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
Support bacteria -- they're the only culture some
people have.
The only substitute for good manners is fast
reflexes.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the
wrong lane, going the wrong way.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence
that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of
thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just
after you need it.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full
view.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is
required on it.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to
steal from many is research.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise
above your principles.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no
lifeguard.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
memory.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one
you've never tried before.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Always try to be modest. And be proud of it!
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a
couple of payments.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my
hands....
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of
checks.
Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it
back.
Half the people you know are below average.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the
spot.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts
feel so good.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving
definitely isn't for you.
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