Ma'am, I'm a Pagan in the military, Ma'am! My question Ma'am is, What do I do about a Unit Holy Roller who won't stop sending me Jack Chick tracts thru the office mail. I have about 10 now Ma'am....it is making it hard for me to do my work with these interuptions. I'm almost afraid to open my mail when I get to work.

Yours Sincerely Private Witch

Now dear I understand that your first reaction would be like mine....to nail a pin studded pig heart to the top of the idiots desk. Unfortunately THAT might be taken in the wrong way and effect "espirit d' corps"......No deary what you need to do is wrap all those tracts back up with some beautiful BLACK ribbon and write a caligrified letter of "thanks but no thanks" on stiff parchment in Blood red ink in a nice ARCANE language...with the translation just below...in smaller print. And hand this personally to the transgressor. They will be soooo impressed by this you will be able to SEE the awe on their face as they hold your letter in trembling hands. Likely they won't even need to get to to the translation before they look up at you. At this point smile BROADLY...and nod slowly and sagely. I can almost guarentee they will no longer bother you....chances are they will soon put in for another assignment.

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