How the hex unfurls........
The Warlock babysteps geisha-like into the center of the circle to take count......the Other coveners steal glances at each other and giggle....the Warlock High Priest is very short. He sharply silences the tittering with what he hopes is a whithering glance....but frankly his hood is in the way and the rest of the group had gotten it all out of their systems anyway.
Throwing back the hood which gets hung up in his mustache the Warlock opens his BOOK....and Drawls...."Where in the haeeelll is the Christian Coalition and American Family Association today!?"
"Ummmm", whispers one of the minions. "They decided to become 'non-practicing' members of our CULT....sir."
"WHAT?" Shouts the Warlock. "I git 100 % ratings from 'em...I votes the way they all want and now they'ra Bailin' on me? I've been one of the best Christians they ever had." He sadly strikes their names from the rolls while licking the remnants of Whipped Topping and spanish fly from his mustache.
"Well les' see who all is steeel with me in putting the whammy on them thar WITCHES in the Military. Free Congress Foundation?"
"HERE SIR."
"GOOD! Y'all got the info, on your freedom and constitution loving website announcing our plans to defeat this idea we have to let non-christians worship anywharrr we reckon they shouldn't??"
Ummmmm we're gonna get to it soon sir...I uhhhh think."
"Well git in gear! Traditional Values Coalition, Christian Action Network!"
Two robed figures goosestep forward..."YaVole!" they drawl....sounding like extras on Hogan's Heroes.
" Religious Freedom Coalition!"
"Yes Sir! We are ready to protect OUR Freedoms for others LIKE us and ONLY LIKE US....SIR!"
"Good to see you on board. American Council for Immigration Reform!"
"YES SIR!"
"Glad ta seeya....Lots of them thar Witches says they're Celtic (pronouncing it like the basketball team name) so I 'spect they're all a bunch of english illegals iffen ya know what I mean so keep a sharp eye out."
The Warlock shouts...."60 Plus!"
"60 Plus!"....He shouts again.
He walks up to a senior snoring peacefully whilst standing. "Ummmm 60 PLUS!"
The startled elder looks around..."Huh WHA? Oh Sorry....HERE...we're fixing to tell all our kids to fall into line here!"
The Warlock looks up...."Aren't all your kids Baby Boomers in their 40's who grew up in the liberal sixties?"
Quietly the representative whispers back...."yeahhhhh."
"OK", sighs the Warlock. "We're Gettin' desperate here...it's worth a shot. Home School Legal Defense Association, American Association of Christian Schools!"
"PRESENT. When our kids are old enough we will tell them not to support Witches in the Military and Government."
"Good how long will that be?"
The 2 home schoolers look at each other and start counting on each others fingers and in unison respond...
"10....8....no maybe 7...seven sounds good....7 years."
"*groan* I Love Jesus Worldwide Ministries, the Madison Project and Tradition, Family, Property Inc. !!!"
All three stumble forward pushing each other with Stooge-like fervor....
"Well" asks the Warlock looking UP at the shabby trio. "How many can we count on from you three?"
A collective shrug becomes a shoving match.
Well now that we're here what is it we are planning to do again? What will we patriotic Americans do to take back OUR military from those evil and satanic Witches? Stone them...wear white hoods and ride them down on horseback and lynch 'em....Burn a Cross in their yards???"
One of the minion steps forward..."Better Sir....We are going BOYCOTT Military Service! We will NOT Join the Military..and Tell our kids not to and Tell our friends in the Military not to re-enlist!"
The Warlock blinks....and then blinks again. "That......is the Plan?"
Nods all around.
The Warlock drops his BOOK and falls to his knees (not a far distance).....
"We're Screwed."
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