QUAD JOKES:

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MALE QUAD LAYING IN THE DITCH?

PHIL

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MALE QUAD IN THE MAIL BOX?

BILL

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MALE QUAD HANGING ON THE WALL?

ART

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MALE QUAD ON THE FRONT PORCH?

MATT

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MALE QUAD IN THE POOL?

BOB