Would You Like Some Jesus With Those Crackers?



    June 1st, 2000
    Alias: DropYourLoadMofo
    Chatroom: Born Again

    Ok, you know I'm asking for trouble when I jump onto a chatroom like this. I found the header for the room a little bit interesting. Don't you just love it when those fundies get all warm and squishy with that complete lack of forgiveness gig? I can't accept Jesus into my heart, it's already full'up with cholesterol! I only wish that WordPad could have saved the little smiley faces bordering "Enjoy your stay". Luckily I took a quick copy of the chat before I was booted out. And why? Because I mentioned hormones. Oh, the humanity!



 

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The chat's topic is: When God calls your name, Do you listen to his voice?

Hi and welcome to Born Again. Please watch what you do and say, God is watching and listening. Those who would come in to disrupt this room I pray NO REST until you accept Jesus into your hearts. Enjoy your stay

ladyhay : hello fair

DropYourLoadMofo : hi everybody!

jewels : hello

fairweather : hello everyone

rockn_robin : hi

Zazu : hi drop?????/

godschild : hi drop

DropYourLoadMofo : How are we all doing tonight? I trust you're up on your reading!

godschild : yw lady

DropYourLoadMofo : Yes, Zazu?

godschild : so where u at jewel if u dont mine me asking?

Zazu : interesting nick

jewels : right here

jewels : just checking ya all out

DropYourLoadMofo : Thank you, it was given to me by my mother!

Paperboy has joined the conversation.

DropYourLoadMofo : Someday I'll learn what it means, until then I'm content. =)

Zazu :

Paperboy : i vow that i will someday kill the moofie bug

Paperboy : !

fairweather : just seeing what the conversation is tonight

ladyhay : staples papers feet to floor,,

DropYourLoadMofo : Let's talk about automobiles!

jewels : boring

fairweather : thank you

jewels : no money to buy one

DropYourLoadMofo : Let's talk about holy rollin' automobiles!

godschild : lol sorry jewel didnt read what ya wrote.. oh hee hee cool u like it here so far ?

DropYourLoadMofo : Think of your favourite manufacturer!

jewels : little late uhn?

Paperboy : thanx ladyhay

DropYourLoadMofo : You can build your own, jewels! All it takes is the right amount of paper-mache and a strong will! From God!

ruthella : I know that God care and protect today iwas almost in a head on accident praise the Lord i am still here to give him all the honor and praise that due to his holy name

godschild fixing hair and putting on make up to make self [resentable for jewel as jewel checks us out

ladyhay : lol

ladyhay : covering myself with a blanket

jewels : lol

fairweather : I went to service last night, hear a word on holiness, fornication and adultery, was very deep, made me want to search myself before the Lord

DropYourLoadMofo : You can thank yourself too, you must have used a lot of paper mache! It doesn't pay to go cheap with it!

eveningstar : praise God

godschild : lol

godschild : amen evening

DropYourLoadMofo : Could you tell me when they're having that sermen again, fairweather?

ladyhay : tapping drop on head to see whats in there,,hmmm

ladyhay : echo?

ladyhay : heehee

fairweather : whenever the Holy Ghost sees the need to correct our mistakes it comes forth

jewels : yes it does

ruthella : every time i think about Jesus i feel good

jewels : he is so good

DropYourLoadMofo : I have an enormas capacity for thinking! That's what my guidance councellor says!

jewels : he loves us so much

ruthella : i know

eveningstar : amen to that with out him i can do nothing

fairweather : it so good to do a little soul searching making sure your in the will of God

ladyhay : oh beans all,what do they know drop

DropYourLoadMofo : Sometimes I start to think about Jesus, but my thoughts eventually go back to eating crackers. Is that wrong?

ruthella is away.

ladyhay : hm,my opinionis that you are a nut drop,,but think your a blast in spite of it?lol

jewels : take authority over those thoughts and put jesus first

skyelee is away.

DropYourLoadMofo : Thanks ladyhay, my mother says it genetic!

ladyhay : and blams father?

brooks : why are men jerks?

eveningstar : amen it is hard some times but with Gods help we all can do it

Paperboy : brooks

Paperboy : were not jerks

DropYourLoadMofo : But crackers are so good! Sometimes I have vision that Jesus is right there, on the cracker! Hmm. Then I'm eating Jesus. Is that wrong too?

fairweather : Last weekend my pastor preached on forgiveness

†15†_TEENAGE_MOM has joined the conversation.

brooks : not all of you, just most of you

Paperboy : but since your a girl and girls are always right i wont arue

ladyhay : no brooks,jerkdom is not regulated to only men,,

jewels : oh ladyhay

Paperboy : and i'll say were jerks

godschild : lol

DropYourLoadMofo : We aren't jerks, brooks! It's hormones! I looked it up!

ladyhay : yes hon?

Paperboy : hi "Mom"

eveningstar : teen mom welcome

jewels :

brooks : pigs

DropYourLoadMofo : Hello teen mom, tell us about your experiences!

†15†_TEENAGE_MOM : hello

DropYourLoadMofo : Have you ever had a vision about Jesus and some sort of processed food?


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