July 3rd, 2000
    Alias: EmperorChangVrsDCM
    Chatroom: Vancouver Chat
 

    The following is the best snippet from a conversation I had on July 3rd, 2000. You know, I love it when some people get upset about me "makin' talk with their lady". That's when their little preteen "must protect cyber mate" instincts kick in, and they come out a' swingin'!
It should be noted that for some funky reason, possibly because of the font style, I wasn't able to read some of the messages being sent by other users. One, in particular, was "Roughrider". So although you'll see him doing his "Roughriding-Generic-Suppressed-Sexual-Orientation" best to rile me up, I wasn't replying. And, of course, as soon as I paste it into WordPad I can see everything that was said. Great.

blast : thats for sure i am uncle wayne to all my friends kids!

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Hottie : k i cant understand u, ur kids live with their mom is all i got

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EmperorChangVrsDCM : And not Uncle Blast Cap?

blast : i just love em!

southpacific_guy : I'M SINGLE

Hottie : really? cute? I cant wait to be an aunt

blast : good one e.c.

southpacific_guy : PUT IT THST WAY

lexa : okay me add you now

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mac : waz up

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Whoah there, lexa, back that chunk of english goo up a few notches.

blast : aunt soon?

carrie : lol

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Were you raised in a jungle scape with lions, tigers and monkeys?

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Hottie : im amazed u love kids, thats so good

carrie : the emperor strikes again

mac : anyone wanna chat

Hottie : no, not for two years prob, my sisters gettin married next year

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Sorry, carrie, I'll clean up the mess later when I pull that mop out from behind the fridge.

"pogi boy17" : OO NAMAN PO

mac : do any ladies wanna chat

blast : how can you not love em give them love and confidence they can grow up to do anything!

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Oh man, I'm going to get "Okay me add you now", tattooed across my forehead. No arguments, that's my decision, and it's final.

lexa : okay

carrie : hahaha funny

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southpacific_guy : ANY LADIES IN HERE WANNA CHAT WITH A SINGLE GUY THAT HAS KIDS

carrie is blushing

EmperorChangVrsDCM : It's too bad there's no "r" in there I could write in backwards.

flint : EmperorChang go play with your wang!

blast : how many kids do you want?

flint : she was talking to me not you

Hottie : thats true, i have so much fun with my kids, how old r u again?

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EmperorChangVrsDCM : You know, I'm not sure how to take that, flint. Are you making my an offer? I'm touched!

blast : 34

"Mr Romance" : How old cutie??

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EmperorChangVrsDCM : Or me. Whichever way works best for you, you cute little hunk of sparkible rock, you.

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flint : just leave it alone

Hottie : i dont really want any but if it happens id like 2, im happy with other peoples kids rite now

blast : 34 going on 60! grew up way too fast!

carrie : the unsinkable emperor

southpacific_guy : U WANT TO ADOPT MINE LOL

rodrick88 : hello room

lexa : Hey Emperor, you are in here making fun of other people, but you know what you are probably that 400lb guy that sits in his boxers all day, cause you can't move shoveling food into your mouth, and this is the only pleasure you get.

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Well, geesh, first you want me to go play with my wang, and now you want me to leave it alone!

flint : LOL, go girl

Hottie : u got kids? u can never be too old if ur young at heart

blast : lmao lexa

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Lexa, you have a fantastic gift for insight!

lexa : thank you

EmperorChangVrsDCM : That's it, forget the Psychic Friends Network, you're my new spiritual advisor!

Hottie : well said lexa

blast : no kids i am single and going to stay that way!

lexa : hey Emperor, I work for a psychic line pretty good eh?

lexa : so know tell me whos the psychic one

rodrick88 : can you read my mind??

carrie : that would make it him lexa

EmperorChangVrsDCM : I mean, that is, if you don't mind a 400lb overindulging sarcastic bastard being one of your customers. I won't sit on your knee or anything. Unless that's what makes you comfortable, *wink*.

Hottie : no! bein single is fun too but its nice to have sumone there u know, unless u like it that way

Roughrider : yes just above Sweeden in Scansinavia

tim : nite all

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flint : that would be a girls worst nightmare, lol

cutiebabe : Im 18 you how old

EmperorChangVrsDCM : So now tell me who's the psychic one! I couldn't have put it better myself! It's like you ripped the words directly from my firing synapses!

blast : very true but it has to be real or no thanks

carrie : well emperor im on your side

southpacific_guy : BEING SINGLE SUCKS

lexa : oh, so now you are trying to get fresh with me. How about you try to get fresh with me, when you can take a shower in your own house, and not at the elephant pool.

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carrie : well...she tried

EmperorChangVrsDCM : And your largest fantasy, right flint? Say it's so, and I'll wisk you away in my fanciful 1985 Chevy Nova! We could live in bliss!

blast : you get used to it south

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Hottie : thats true too, id like to meet sumone i click with and none of the crap on the side

southpacific_guy : HOW LONG YOU BEEN SINGLE BLAST

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blast : exactly!!!your all over it girl!

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Give me a second, there lexa, I'm working through the Nazi U-Boat encryption laided sentence you're spewed forth....

lexa : Hey Emperor, now you are just atlking stupid

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Yes, yes I am atlking stupid.

carrie : stupid?

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carrie : she doesnt understand

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blast : the last time now 2 years but much more than that!

EmperorChangVrsDCM : It's my brain! It don't work so good since the edumakashun i recieved!

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carrie : lol

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southpacific_guy : OK I'M GOING ON 4 YEARS

Hottie : yep, im lookin tho

will_77 : anyone frm Delta or Surrey?

carrie : how did you get so funny....this is great

flint : you having a brain infucktion?

"Mr Romance" : he smells funny too

EmperorChangVrsDCM : How about it, you two? We could live in squallid luxury, living high on processed foods and wearing white t-shirts with "WWF" and "NWO" plastered on them!

carrie : good one again

lexa : I don't think so Emperor

Hottie : the last time u dated?

carrie has a visual picture

EmperorChangVrsDCM : And flint even has a nack for introducing entirely new words to the english language, what a plus!

southpacific_guy : WHO ME

southpacific_guy : OR BLAST

"Mr Romance" : How old is carrie?

flint : I invented many words thank you

"Mr Romance" : And is she scary like the movie?

carrie : carrie is old

blast : i did a 6 year stretch then saw this goddess with a 64 caliente i was toast sucker for a hot woman in a hot car!!

"Mr Romance" : oh old is ok

carrie : ha ha ha

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EmperorChangVrsDCM : Are you sure, lexa? I'd make you my queen, I'll give you not one, not two, but three colour TVs! Imagine that! Jerry Spring, Divorce Court AND Judge Judy all at once!

"Mr Romance" : you can't run when I pinch you

"Mr Romance" : pinch

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"Mr Romance" : pinch

"Mr Romance" :

lexa : pretty good, since I don't watch tv.

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carrie : come on pinch me again

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blast : last time 2 years

Hottie : so ruined ur 6 year for that?

GEANNE is away.

"Mr Romance" : . PINCH

Host carrie kicked "Mr Romance" out of the chat room.

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lexa : I don't have time Emperor

drunkatron : BBBBBLLLUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRP

EmperorChangVrsDCM : No, you "coined" many terms, flint. Like "lathargic", and "severe head trauma". Ok, that was three words.

TweetyBC : thanks Carrie for booting him out

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carrie : my pleasure

drunkatron : FUCK I MSOOO DRUNK

blast : ya was engaged and everything!!!!

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EmperorChangVrsDCM : Ok, I'll buy you a lifetime subscription to the National Enquirer! Ok, how about the Midnight Star!! Work with me here, little darlin'!

Roughrider : i was wearing a hockey sweater and she asked me if any sweeds played for that team and i said yes mATTS sUNDIN DID

Hottie : wow! dont u regret that?

drunkatron : WHOS DRUNK

carrie : no one but you

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southpacific_guy : NITE ALL

carrie : night

blast : you learn from everything and i learned i aint going there again!!

blast : see ya south

drunkatron : any chick wanna kiss ME ?? BLLLURURURURURP

EmperorChangVrsDCM : I'm waiting with baited breath for your answer, lexa! Don't leave me here crying in the rain! I need your greasy hair and tube top next to me!

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carrie : hahahaha i think you won

Hottie : wow, thats too bad, dont u want to find sumone to love tho?

drunkatron : u r alll soooooooooo lame

lexa : winning is the mature one, that walks away.

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trulycanadian : your a losser!!!!!!!!!! drunk

EmperorChangVrsDCM : But Lexa is my one and only true love! How could I possibly love anyone else? Just look at those puppy-dog lazy eyes!

Hottie : u live alone?

drunkatron : i am an american

carrie : i guess i have been schooled

drunkatron : YYYYE HHHHHAW

drunkatron : AMERICA KICKS ASS

blast : would be nice but relathionships are so much work,i just want to be happy!

trulycanadian : KICK HIM!!

EmperorChangVrsDCM : No, no, darlin', I think you meant "The winner is the mature one that walks away." It's ok, we'll buy those learnin' tapes we saw on the informercials last night!

Host carrie kicked drunkatron out of the chat room.

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blast : yup

Roughrider : DRUNK YOU MISSED SPELLED THAT ITS LICK

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Hottie : well thats the main thing, so do i, its hard tho

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EmperorChangVrsDCM : Lexa, I have the trailer set up, just for us! I even made a baby's crib out of old milkcrates, just like yo' momma' used to do! Now we can start a family!

tiggur : Hello!! Hows everyone?

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blast : smile lots make people happy!,its contageous!

GEANNE has returned.

flint : Emperor, back off

Roughrider : EMPEROR WHO WOULD WANT TO GO DIVING IN YOUR GENE POOL

carrie : oooohhhh

blast : super tiggur

carrie : this is getting good

GEANNE : hi everyone

tiggur : GRRRRR

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Don't worry, flint, eventually I'll divorce her, and then I'll be all yours, sugar plum!

Hottie : im always happy with my friends but when it comes to relationships, sumthin always goes wrong

lexa : hey Emperor, you don't know my life, so don't even go there. okay

blast : hi geanne!

EmperorChangVrsDCM : I didn't mean that, lex, it was the liquor talkin'!

carrie : she does watch springer

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GEANNE : hey blast

EmperorChangVrsDCM : But what about all the sweet things we said to each other in the back of that fabled 1985 Chevy Nova?!

GEANNE : how ya doing blast?

blast : ya me too they always have a problem with something

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blast : yo geanne

lexa : well, you know what I prob have had a harder life than anyone of you in this room, so till you know what you are talking about, keep your mouth shut about my family.

lexa : thank you

EmperorChangVrsDCM : You said I'd be your one and only 400lb sarcastic bastard, and I said you'd be the only psychic illiterate man-thing for me!

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flint : You can go back to your porn and if you can actually find your dick then jerk off dreaming about your hotties on Jerry Springer

Hottie : yep its no fun, so ur friends all married?

blast : awesome had a great day and you?

EmperorChangVrsDCM : I don't want your family, I just want you, ma misspoken rose!

carrie : lol

GEANNE : had a great day too, thanks

carrie : lol

blast : pretty well ya

RoRy_17 : anyone here go to terry fox school?

Roughrider : NO LEXA THEY WAY HE ACTS BELIEVE ME ITS TOUGHER BEING THE EMPEROR LOL

carrie : lmao

RoRy_17 : anyone here go to terry fox school?

GEANNE : blast a/s/l

lexa : true.

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Oh, don't talk to me that way, flint, you know it hurts me so. Let's run off together and find a nice hideawy where we won't be persecuted by the rest of society for our taboo love!

mike : imao?

GEANNE : I am very new to this

RoRy_17 : your gay buddy

carrie : laughing my ass off...sorry i never say it

blast : i think its my own fault though picked wrong women! i like trouble!

Roughrider : EMPEROR THE ONLY LOVE YOU DON'T FIND TABOO IS WITH DEAD PEOPLE

flint : I think that i have a friend for you Emperor, he is only 300 pounds but would love a sweet ass like you

mike : metoo what up here

Hottie : oh ya, so what u do for fun then?

blast : 34/m/whistler

EmperorChangVrsDCM : You know I love it when you get angry, it makes your little chicken neck stretch out like a rubber band!

mike : 23/m/van

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EmperorChangVrsDCM : And that friend is you flint! Oh, I'm so happy I could puke!

lexa : atleast he can find his neck

GEANNE : coool

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flint : angry? whos angry?

blast : everything

carrie declares this NIGHT OF THE EMPEROR

lexa : is it 30 rolls you have to move to find yours?

GEANNE : blast, do u work in whistler?

MINTU : see you love... sweet dreams... ...

blast : and yours !

Roughrider : LETS JUST HOPE THIS EMPEROR DOES HAVE CLOTHES

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Flint, we can live in harmony. We'll have three dogs and two cats, I don't care if the courts forbid you to have contact with animals anymore!

tiggur : :X

RoRy_17 : your gay buddy

RoRy_17 : your gay buddy

Hottie : everythin? like what?

blast : ya blaster!

TweetyBC : bye carrie

carrie : lol@roughrider

mike : hi carrie how do you host allthis stuff

carrie : bye tweety

RoRy_17 : anyone wanna chat? 17/m/with pic whisper me

EmperorChangVrsDCM : 30 rolls of sweet rubber neckin' love for you, lexa! Comeon, sweet darlin' you know you want it!

RoRy_17 : anyone wanna chat? 17/m/with pic whisper me

carrie : with a great big smile mike

lexa : no, I don' twant you. I live with two bikers, why would I want you?

flint : whatever, you better watch out your mother might catch you up late on the net and ground you

mike : no shit

lexa : lol@flint

carrie : because you live with two bikers

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EmperorChangVrsDCM : Because those two bikers, fine upstanding citizens as I'm sure they are, can't give you the 400lb love that I can!

blast : hottubbing,mountain biking,drag racing,restoring muscle cars..etc

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Hottie : wow, ur active, thats good, i like to stay active too

blast : cant forget partying!

EmperorChangVrsDCM : There's no chance of that, flint, you see, I ATE HER! That's right, I'm 400lbs, and I ate her! You're next, hotpants!

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Roughrider : WHEN YOU ACTUALLY COUNT THE MASS OF THE 3 INCHES YOU COULD GIVE HER IT WOULD BE MORE LIKE 4 OUNCES EMPEROR

lexa : ewwwwwwwwwwww

zeballoss is away.

lexa : the 400lbs must come with what 30 litres of sweat?

blast : martial arts too i guess since i was 8

carrie : she likes it hey 400lber she likes it

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Hey, you're not off the hook, either missy. I'm coming for you too, lexa. Bring out the butter rolls, I'm ready to shuck back some trailer trash!

"pogi boy17" : HI LOVE

flint : what was that ate your mother after you fucked her, how grosse

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EmperorChangVrsDCM : Whatever gets you hot and bothered, lexa!

Hottie : of course, partyin is a must, u must be fit

flint : your a sicko

carrie aaahhh the eloquent flint

blast : geanne a/s/l/

lexa : I'm not no Trailer Trash thanks

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zeballoss : lol

mike : hey wers that guy you were goin at it with carriethe otherday

Roughrider : JUST THINK OF THE THINGS THAT HAD HIS MOTHER , ONE OF THEM PRODUCED HIM EWWWW LOL

carrie : thats i aint no trailor trash

GEANNE : 34 / f / surrey

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Oh, baby, you know how to turn my crank, flinty, you sweet little thang you!

mike : hes ussually in here isnt he?

york : anyone live in surrey

EmperorChangVrsDCM : But I'm a sicko that loves you, happycrotch!

zeballoss : lol

flint : why get involved with this carrie?

blast : not as fit as some people up here they are just unreal its great!

zeballoss : why not

GEANNE : yup, hey york

carrie : who was it mike there have been many

lexa : theres no word as ain't

york : hey

EmperorChangVrsDCM : "Not no". I love double negatives! I'm getting all warm' and squarshy inside!

GEANNE : hows it going york?

flint : you got ichy crotch man those fucking crabs need to be treated man

carrie : well flint i have a great sense of humor

Hottie : im sure they are, i like whistler in the summer, its fun

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GEANNE : do u work in whistler blast?

zeballoss : good one flint

carrie : as aint as what

blast : yes maam!

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Break out the crab shampoo, you're just the lovin' man to do the dirty work, flint!

Roughrider : WELL ITS BEEN REAL BUT I MUST BID ADIEU TO ONE AND ALL

lexa : bye Roughrider

zeballoss : ohhh

flint : you some pretty cool carrie and this guy is just a dick

GEANNE : that must be great, i luv the outdoors

mike : ho i cant really remember it started with j

carrie : funniest dick i have ever seen

zeballoss : really, well i must think again

EmperorChangVrsDCM : A dick with 400lbs of hardpumping backpressure, you love monkey you!

mike : i think

blast : 16 years started as a chef no money but i love cooking!

carrie : jeanclaude

GEANNE : not sure how to whisper back york?

Hottie : yep, lots of things and people to see

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mike : no that wasnt it

tiggur : <----25/f/van anyone wanna chit chat??

carrie : oh hahahah like i havent caught on

york : write your stuff then click my name and then cklick whisper

carrie : im humoring you

Hottie : my friend just became a chef, we make him cook for us

mike : what?

zeballoss : how many did you get?

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Hey, flint, let's get all nekked' and roll around in the mud! Comeon, I've got my boots!

GEANNE : i like skiing and biking up at Whistler

carrie : what did you say tim

Jeff : Tiggur how's the night /morningtreating you

ausgirl : are you stiring again emperor

flint : whatever turns your crank,

flint : click

GEANNE : thanks york

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Well, you do, sparklepants!

blast : if you ever want to come up to whistler your more than welcome to use this for your base camp!

york : age/sex/

ausgirl : sparklepants ????

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tiggur : how is that good?

GEANNE : 34 / f what about u?

zeballoss : you're here

ausgirl : what the hell is that???

Hottie : u talkin to me or geanne?

york : 35/m/fleetwood

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EmperorChangVrsDCM : Hey flint, let's head over to Costco, they're having a sale on 20gallon drums of mayonaise! Just think of the possibilties!

mike : how do you do that whisper thing

blast : geanne and hottie and anyone else no freaks please lifes too short!

ausgirl : lol...to you emperor

carrie : i will never tell you

GEANNE : blast, definately not a freak

EmperorChangVrsDCM : It's a closely guarded secret, known only to those of the order.

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Or at least those with the MSN Chat Handbook.

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ausgirl : yep

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blast : didnt mean to imply you were sorry!!

Loverboy : Hello....any hunnies

york : hey truly canadian do you work at zellers or something whats with the policy name

Hottie : that would be great, thanx, and im not a freak trust me, i just wana have a fun summer

ausgirl : we are all honeys

mike : hey can some one tell me how to wisper i just got wispered and i want to replie back

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MadDawg_69 : hello everyone!!

carrie : dont tell

ausgirl : click on their name a the bottom of your screen mike

MadDawg_69 : where in Van is everyone at??

carrie : im going to bed

mike : is it the bar under the names

lexa : night carrie

EmperorChangVrsDCM : You know, I feel like all my effort towards flint has been wasted. All that work, and my love still unrequited. Truely a shakespearian tragedy in the making.

carrie : take care all

york : write your stuff then click the name and then click whisper

blast : your more than welcome anytime bring your boyfriend or whatever ill give you a key your all set!

mike : latter

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Wait, don't go my little whitetrash rose!

carrie : thanks for another night of laughing emperor

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mike : opps

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Oh, damn, you're leaving, not lexa.

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Sorry.=)

ausgirl : where the start is

mike : hehehehehehehhehehehehe

carrie : i know that hehehehehe

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Hottie : wow, thats a nice offer, i just mite take u up on that one day

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ausgirl : did you get it mike

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Snowkay, catch you later carrie, have fun.

lexa : I'm not leaving Emperor

mike : good one a little to fast for my like ing though

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EmperorChangVrsDCM : I know, you couldn't leave your little pookums, right?

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blast : 3 bedroom house to myself lots of room nice place!

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carrie : i know its hard

carrie : i hate to leave you are too clever

mike is now known as rekoj.

carrie : i know

EmperorChangVrsDCM : (I was talking to lexa) But I know you can't resist me either, carrie. =)

lexa is away.

carrie : too funny

flint wave good bye to everone and waves the finger and Emperor

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rekoj : hehehe dragged though the mud hue

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Only Lexa is my one and only sugarbunny. We're going to have 19.5 kids.

flint : good night

Hottie : ok, that just sounds too good, im goin to come for sure this summer, thanx again for the offer

carrie is away.

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Wow, thanks, flint, thanks for sharing and caring in your own special playground way!

ausgirl : there you go emperor you were told

lexa has returned.

rekoj : of cours i couldent sleep for the life of me

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EmperorChangVrsDCM : NOO!!!!

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EmperorChangVrsDCM : Tretchery!!!

ausgirl : righto righto bye flint

lexa : I am going to leave you now too Emperor

Adam : hello ladies

EmperorChangVrsDCM : However will I mend this broken heart? Oh, look, Crazy Glue!

lexa : you take care

lexa : bye room take care

rekoj : over powering .....cant ..........stoooppppp

EmperorChangVrsDCM : You too, my little mug-wump!

lexa :

"~Virgo Girl~" : go to: http://chat.msn.ca/chatroom.asp?newroom=1&rm=***12-16***&loc=EN-CA&cat=WW&des=find+a+gf%2C+bf%2C+or+just+a+friend+to+chat+with+&welcome=%28f%29Just+enjoy+yourself%28f%29 (chat, flirt, do whatever u want)

rekoj : hehehheheheheheheheheheh

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lexa : yup

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ausgirl : thats it you have to commit now

Jaffa : hello everybody

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Don't forget to bare my a whole goostle of children!

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Or me, whatever, right!

"~Virgo Girl~" : go to: http://chat.msn.ca/chatroom.asp?newroom=1&rm=***12-16***&loc=EN-CA&cat=WW&des=find+a+gf%2C+bf%2C+or+just+a+friend+to+chat+with+&welcome=%28f%29Just+enjoy+yourself%28f%29 (chat, flirt, do whatever u want)

"~Virgo Girl~" : bye

lexa : sure no problem, but you better ask my fiance if its okay?

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EmperorChangVrsDCM : Oh, he won't mind! Everybody loves a jolly 400lb sarcastic bastard, right?

zeballoss : 22

rekoj : shit ill remember that i cant see them the way my monitor is formatted

lexa : I don't think my man would.

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S|ipKn0T : any hotties wanna chat, 15/m?

lexa : hes a bike biker guy

Hottie : wayne?

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Good, we can get him in on the action too!

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Biker guys are so "dangerous"!

lexa : anyway, I'm out of here

lexa : see ya

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EmperorChangVrsDCM : Later you monkey of love!

ausgirl : lol

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ausgirl : your crule

Jaffa : Are here nice 14-16

rekoj : hu what do u mean

blast : i am a nice guy,gentleman and lots of women hit on me all the time!

EmperorChangVrsDCM : Oh, however will I fill the gap? Oh, look! More Crazy Glue!