[Wayne says he writes this stuff for Mensa in Oklahoma. It is only lightly edited (punctuation), to preserve the original flavor. Hence, the ‘sic’ness - Ed.]

It has come to my attention that manliness, real macho spit in their face machismo, has fallen out of favor in American society today. It seems that all the men portrayed on TV are getting wimpier and wimpier each year. And frankly I don’t like it one bit. You’ve got Seinfield and his guys. Do you imagine them as manly? And that "Mad About You" guy. Is he manly? No! He’s wishy-washy and discusses with his wife about the best diapers to use. Name for me one current TV show that portrays a man as a real man instead of a caring, nurturing, helpmate like that Patrick Duffy guy. Yuck! On and on it goes, the emasculation of the males in America.

[The Editor finds the Home Improvement tool guys amusing. ’Bout Law&Order?]

Now, I have given considerable thought on the matter and can only conclude it’s the result of a vast left wing conspiracy. Streisand and Marlo are working behind the seems [sic] in the television industry to bend the U.S. into their ideal of an amazon society. Women are getting tougher and the men weaker. It’s all a plot. Look at warrior babe Zena and Mrs. Al Bundy! Compare them to Mrs. Ward Cleaver and Harriet Nelson. Proof positive.

So. It is time for the men in America to emulate the, need I say near god, John Wayne and show the women of this country who we are. Take back our homes and manly place in society. Tell the shrills to shut-up and get back into the kitchen. Stand up to wimpishness and this inner child stuff. We’re masculine, we’re men, get used to it.

Now of coarse [sic] some men will weakly protest. They’ll wave their limp wrists and protest. They do not want to be men. They want dominating women so they themselves can cower and sidestep any confrontation. Avoid them all together. [sic] They are not one of us.

Some woman will protest too. Not the kind of women men would be interested in though. They’ll hiss and spit about equal rights and mutual confirmation. Bah! Let em’ rot. The real women will cheer us on and tell us "I’ll be getting your supper ready at home Shawn Thorton."

Real women, women that were made by God to be loved by real men. That’s the America I envision and by God we can have it again. So stand up to the feminist hags and their cronies in the liberal TV society. Stand up for your manhood and be counted. Take your rightful place as the head of your home and send the positive affirmation females packing. You’ll be able to stand tall again and the real women will thank you for it. Amen.