Russell The Muscle

Hey, doll, can I buy you a pint?

Russell The Muscle fancies himself as a bit of a ladies' man.

His favourite method of picking up girls is to dress up as the Terminator and say "Come with me if you want to live." The odd thing is, a lot of girls still prefer to answer in the negative.

Rumour has it there is a microchip in his head which is programmed to turn up five minutes late for work and leave five minutes early.

Much like a Terminator, he can destroy any piece of equipment smaller than a space shuttle in under three seconds. This makes him a role model for many technicians.


Hasta la vista, baby

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