Fred X became a technician during a roundup of usual suspects in 1996. His real name is withheld
for legal reasons pending four separate court cases for matching suede with leather.
A man of few words, when asked to comment on the recent trend towards semesterisation, famously
replied "No, not really."
Keeping his cards close to his chest, he insists "The name Fred Thomson must remain a mystery" and vanishes into the night. Then he comes back because he forgot his jacket. "My mum wouldn't like it if I caught my death out here."