The purpose of this page is for certain technicians in a very nice university department to express nothing at all. This page has nothing whatsoever to do with any organisation, and whatever views it expresses or implies are absolutely not representative of anyone or anything. It is not our intention to offend or insult anyone, but we must warn that you may find some of this text hard to read on small screens. In short, this page is purely for what might be called in a limited sort of way, "fun".
None of these pages have any basis in fact. They are not true, not one word. We made it all up out of our heads for no reason at all. We must have been crazy or something. We don't understand why we did it. We just did it, and we're sorry. Sometimes it gets hard, you know? To feel so alive, and to keep it all locked inside. We don't mean to upset anyone. Maybe we just like attention. Maybe we're just trying to stay young in a world which has too much corporation and not enough communication. I suppose that sometimes it's so hard not to offend that it's even wrong to try. But that's only an opinion and I admit it can't matter, at least not to some of you.
I mean, what we would like is if you laughed once or twice at what we tried to create here. Maybe it just makes you angry, I don't know. Maybe laughter is not a step you are prepared to take. In a sense, these pages are our way of pretending we don't mind that you resent laughter. Or laughter which comes from people like us. But now I'm getting too heavy. I suppose all I really want is to co-exist with you, if I cannot co-laugh. But my point is that most of the time we're only laughing at ourselves. Maybe that's because we know how, or maybe it's because we're stupid. We honestly can't say, although we do enjoy it. We can't deny that. We enjoy laughing very much. We wish you could too.