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[About Pookas] [Exclusive Interview]



This is Simon the Pooka's Page. This is his life story
of how he became one ... well , kinda. Or if you prefer
you can go to other sites. A lot of this page has
been UNTRANSLATED from pooka-speak (lies,untruths,hyperbole)
by the web-sluagh himelf, Randym Waldo Page. We are
currently working on a POOKA version so you can better
misunderstand the prank that is Simon of The Vale.

-Randym






Simon talks to Waldo
The Exclusive Interview

Simon: How long have we been Changelings?
Waldo: I dunno , Simon .
Simon: Our whole life , right ?
Waldo: Probably so , it's all I remember ... I don't want. to go back to the banal days of my life...
Simon: Me either
Waldo: So how is life, bieng a pooka in Alabama ?
Simon: Bieng a coyote , I'm hunted . Nobody undersatnds you, nobody loves you... all alone , its so tough.
Waldo: Just makes you wanna go eat some worms , don't it?
Simon: ...
Waldo: Well , I think I will , gotta go ...

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